Dave Ciciotte lo-fi 4-track Albums

The Secret Service Salad Eating Society sings: Theres a hair in my mouth, I can feel it but I cant get it out.

Street song of Old New York w/ Humpy-Thumpy Waahh-Waahh Bass: Theres a street thats lined with gold and shines

Politico fashioning from God-complex rock singer chemically influenced and unbalanced.

C.T.'s Manager, Sir Bickford Innes, requests Petula Clarks's 'I Couldn't Live Without Your Love' - The band gets drunk and destroys the studio.

A theory of dislike: 'When a diseased mind leads to the mouth, you must think'a highly of yourself...'

Now listen-up listener everybody run, run, run single goes to #1 ...

Go on come on keep playing come on go on finish it up - enter theme music for ending.

..and the clouds lift and the day dawns on a new world held forth on to the glory of our Cherry Tomato, onward!