JESUS OLDMAN
SIT BY THE RIVER
Release date: November 2018
Play album
1
HEY WHITE SUPREMACISTS
Okay, this isn't funny in and of itself. Except for the part where I'm daring White Supremacists to Kill Me. That's Hilarious. I'm already dead! No, really, oh, nevermind.
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5:41
2
BEING SHAKESPEARE
To Be Or Not To Be. Well it's a legitimate question, isn't it.
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5:22
3
GOD BLESS THE USA
I apologize for this 'smartass humor'; if you chop up catties and call it chicken, like the Chinses, you won't find this funny. Sorry.
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5:36
4
KEEP HIT IT LIKE THAT
I don't know what to say about this song.
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3:35
5
PLENARY INDULGENCE
What is Plenary Indulgence? It is when the Catholic Church has A Big SALE!! That's how I understand it. I need all the help I can get.
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5:05
6
SARAH SILVERWARE
This song is loosely based on the film "PASSENGERS"
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5:33
7
ROCKIN' THE GANJA
Now the irony here, is, I now have quit MJ. But I did smoke it when I made this record, a lot actually. It is very stone-worthy. Smoke & Enjoy.
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4:28
8
MAN DYING ON THE DESERT
Best Reggae Tune I've ever done, I think. What do you think?
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2:38
9
IT'S A GREAT MAN'S WORLD AGAIN
This is a work of extreme smartassedness. Don't try this at home, Kids. Or at least, don't say I didn't warn ya.
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4:27
10
YOU WERE THE PROM QUEEN
Yeah you were. You loved it though, you know it, I know it, God knows it.
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7:56
11
HEY YOU
Very Haunting. How did I come up with this? I don't know.
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4:16
12
MY NEGRO HEART
I'm a Niggler, no one likes me.
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2:59
13
LOCK N LOAD ROCK N ROLL
Kanye West got the idea in his head he can promote himself by selling returning to slavery to black people. I think he's nuts.
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4:56
14
ROCK TILL YER DEAD
Insanely Catchy, a personal fave, a gift from God as far as I am concerned. Thank you God.
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2:30
15
WHAT'S THE STORY PURGATORY
Purgatory Purgatory are we all in Purgatory? Sometimes I think so.
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4:27
16
SCHRODINGER'S GIRL early pass
Another song I call a 'gift from God'. Thank you God.
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4:12
