Aphid
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We are a 5 piece rock group from austin. we are available for weddings, birthday parties, gang ups, gang bangs, and bar mitzvahs.
now!!!Band/artist history
Aphid formed out of the aftermath of a once glorius band called pedal. ultimately, a new vocalist, bassist, and drummer were added to the original two core songwriters, craig may and steve a.Have you performed in front of an audience?yes
Your musical influences
Hum, Cave-in, Doosu, Soundgarden, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Mr.Show, and Benny HinnWhat equipment do you use?
band in a boxAnything else?
cunning lingus, felatio, french kissing! Celebrex!i have chosen to believe that these guys are not only a fine band, but they also make excellent party favors and... PORN BOOTH!!! what happened?!!? crud... can someone tell me if my fly is down... i tried checking it in the mirror, but... i need another hamster to feed to the blackness in my closet... OILY SALADS!!!! youre just... i just need a little time to myself... time to straighten these things out... well be together again, i promise... now wipe that sh*t off of your face you homeless F*CKBAG!!!!! tell your mom to stop calling me PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!! god, i told you to leave me alone... you bore the crap out of me... gosh....pizzipeThe player is now online!!! Send him cool emails. Thanks to all our friends who showed up to the Capitol last Friday. We're going to be playing there again soon, and we should have a show at the Flamingo in the near future. Watch your email!! Rock!Hi !
While you got lots of time there...please go checking our music, too. Keep on doing your thing !All comments (15)
579 plays
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9,274 views
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Jeff
@crapfest1984
I hope you guys do well at your CD release party this Saturday...I might be able to make it (hopefully). Congrats that everything is going so well for the band...and I think your message board is quite funny.