Alligator Cowboys
Honky Tonk Hellions, Not For The Easily Offended, Been Everywhere, Twice If We Liked Em' Or They Liked Us, Still At It, Told A Major Record To #$%#$% Off, They Didnt Know The Difference Between Buying Mucic And Buying People, They Learned.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Biography
For Best Results - Play Very Loud -
Most of these tunes were recorded live while we were being grossly overserved by apprentice bartenders all over the state of Florida and South Georgia.
There are three renditions of the road band on these cuts which at times includes members from Grapevine and Southbound (We wear many hats)
The Gospel tunes written and performed with NuFaith were performed live in the studio I think, my photographic memory is out of film, however my pornographic memory is fine if I could only find a needle for it, they are gettin' kind of hard to find,
NuFaith is a great original gospel group if they could just stay out of jail. We all love Jesus way down South, it's Christians we can't stand.
Talibaptists, don't give em ammo, they already have guns.
The Alligator Cowboys road band usually consists of whoever gets in the truck and can clear customs or has their probation officers permission to travel. We have been known to remove our ankle bracelets and re-install them on the dog/cow/pig or small child, depending upon which is within reach at the time.
The Alligator Cowboys have played just about every shit hole honky tonk between Key West and Smooth Rock Falls Ontario. If we missed your favorite dive and you would like us to drop by, contact us, have guitars, will travel.
We love meetin' new folk who love to party down and raise hell and understand that voting for Bush was a big mistake. It wasn't our fault, We always vote for the other guy, whoever that is/was/will be.
Wanna live like a Repub? Vote Dem. or like us, Independent, Maybe someday we will have a two party system if enough of us vote Indy, LOL
Peace Love and Shotguns.
Rev. P. Nicholas Murphy
(The Redneck Buddha)
Prominent Local Under Achiever
(Title proudly worn bestowed by the Late, Great Gamble Rogers)
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Yes, Everywhere, James Brown's 63rd B/Day was cool and Alan Collin's Memorial Was Cool
We Once Did 178 Nights Straight, Would've Gone Longer But Someone Got Killed In The Bar In Georgia We Were Goin To And They Had To Shut Down For A Couple Of Days
Your musical influences
Rockin' Blues, Adult Comedy, Parodies, Loud Guitars, Raw Edgy Funny Irreverant, Political, Always Rise To The Moment Or Occasion
What equipment do you use?
Real Strats/Lesters/SVT's/Marshalls/Hi-Watts/P-Basses
Anything else?
Porter Wagoner on Acid
