
Airport Face
Hans Castorp - Vocals, guitar, keyboards, vice grips
Wednesday Smith - Bass, pike, trout
Thursday Jones - Third party percussion consultation services.
Hajilam Krishnawallahpunjibad - Outsourced virtual and virtuous musician services.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
This band was formed in 'fin de siecle' Vienna and played many popular clubs until the outbreak of WW1. Were later accidently annexed while playing in Czechoslovakia between the great wars and laboured in obscurity in the Eastern bloc until the fall of the communist state in Europe.
Reformed after the fall of the Wall and began playing small Roadhouses in the deep south. Currently we are selling insurance and waiting for our true destinies to unfold.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We prefer playing live. Tried playing dead but the bear mauled us anyway.
Your musical influences
Strongly influenced by Mekhong Whiskey, Fine Single Malts, Guyana Rum, Heady Lagers and Fruity Chardonnays
What equipment do you use?
D10 Caterpillars, IBM XT with 40 MB drive, cheapest Korean Guitars, Bowflex, Skyhooks and a water pump from a 1968 VW Beetle.
Anything else?
May the seeds of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman;
Love, Airport Face