The Cougars

Where's The Whale Ahab? Where's The Whale Ahab?

This is a spoken-word minimalist kinda thing.

Indie

Had My Phil Had My Phil

This is about a guy named Phil (a REAL dickwad).

Indie

All-Purpose Bitter Song All-Purpose Bitter Song

The idea for this song is to make it sound like it's about one thing when it's actually about something totally different. So it's a dark-sounding song about a raccoon that got into my attic (and yes, I've replaced the crappy roof on my home).

Indie

Vintage Girl Vintage Girl

This tune is a short ragtime number that sings the praises of Vintage Girls. These are the funky modern girls who wear vintage clothing and hairstyles, yet have tasteful yet cool body art and piercings. Hot as hell! The piano, trombone, and two te

Dixieland

Painless Painless

Indie

Going Going

This is by a guy who knows he's dying.

Indie

Cougar Attack Cougar Attack

This is a song about Cougars. Love them or hate them, they're a cultural phenomenon.

Indie