Stormin Norman the nag
A recording studio producer warms up Vice-Presidential shooting victim Harry as he prepares to record a song for a 2006 year-in-review CD being done as a surprise for the Cheney Family.
Harry sings about taking a round in the face from Cheney. Written/recorded Spring 2006. Uploaded 2021 for Cheney's 80th. Happy B-Day. Dick.
Every single thing you need to know about Bush 43's war on tError. Written and recorded Spring 2007, "live" in "Las Vegas"...not. Thank you Goodnight Be careful out there.
Written/recorded early 2007 when it looked like Iran might be next up, and you know, WTF with this Bush43 guy anyway. Uploaded 2021 as part of my just-in-case-of-COVID electronic archiving project. Beatles forever.
I didn't "get" Pat Tillman until Spring 2006, two years after he was killed. I read an sfgate piece that shattered me. I wrote words/music & recorded it right then, just me and my acoustic. The definitive version has been played but never recorded.
Tearing the Patriot Act a new one & inciting thought. Multi-song madness, mock Clapton, Paul, & my tween daughter on alto sax. Neil(Needle/Damage) Ringo(It Don't Come Easy) EC(Let It Rain). Zep OTHAFA? Recorded June 2006. Too much fun.
You can go crazy living in a bunker. From Spring 2006. Uploaded 2021 for Cheney's 80th birthday and for the record.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Written/recorded June 2006...from "Act Naturally"
Written and recorded Summer 2006. John knew what war is. Texas Air Guardsman Bush43 knew Alabama. Neocons (still) only know good scotch. Thank you for your service, Congressman. Fuck you, Tucker Carlson.
As God is my witness, I thought it was pronounced MY-anmar when I wrote and recorded this in early 2007. I put so much love and care into crafting this Beate-lish reck-odd...only to realize afterward that I was a freaking bonehead. I meant well!
The ballad of Lance Armstrong, from June 2006. I'd been wanting to take him on (down) for a while back then..couldn't find a musical vehicle. Then I saw a CD with Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers' "Mary Jane's Last Dance" on it and I was like, GOT IT!
He got the best stuff that Balco had, 'cause he's Barry Bonds and you're not. An ode to the Surly One. From "I Fought the Law," Bobby Fuller Four. Recorded Spring 2006.
Gulf coast pathos on the TV screen/Looks like Somalia but it's New Orleans... 'Brown Sugar' -- 'Bush Shoulda'
A song mocking and tweaking the wide array of Hillary haters & fearers from before she'd announced her '08 run. Instead of an oldie, I used a recent hit from some new singer named Pink lol. Written/recorded Spring 2006. Not bad for a $10 wahwah pedal
The tale of ousted/convicted/pardoned former Maricopa Co (AZ) Sheriff Joe Arpaio of "Tent City" infamy, aka Sheriff Joke, a racist, corrupt, lawless, egomaniacal mofo. Lol in his previous life, fellow DEA called him "Nickel Bag Joe". Recorded 2006.
A tragic hunting tale. Recorded 2006. From Mel Tillis' "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town." Kind of a Workingman's acoustic vibe...had a blast.
The wife he loves is makin' sure he gets his bran/Vote John McCain if you want an older man... Parody of Willie Nelson's 'On the Road Again'...
Probably my most heinous musical crime. O'Reilly's a tool but how could I do this to Wichita Lineman forgive me Jimmy Webb forgive me God how high was I? Written/recorded early 2007. On Vol. III of MOp-Ed Drive-by aka my Shit Sandwich album.