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Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
I stopped off at the Local Diner on our way to Gallup off of Route 66. This time, I ran into some trouble and had to get rid of everyone in there. I believe this song was playing on the jukebox when things got crazy.
Come On, Put It!
Come On, Put It!
He was an angry man living in Salt Lake City, fed up with the Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on his door. Even the Mormons had his address in their books. They knocked on his door at the wrong time, one day.
Potty Mouth Balz
Potty Mouth Balz
Beware of foul language in this song! JB has gone too far as he almost always does and is prone to pissing off thousands of onlookers. He is a known foul mouthed hot-head that cannot hold down a job!! He is the Potty Mouth Balz!!!
State vs Balz
State vs Balz
He spoke out against the Blood Cult to the masses and was arrested and sent to the Stateville Correctional Center for 3 years for "preaching obscenities". Riots were formed after the fact, causing Nation-Wide turmoil in America.
PimpTown
PimpTown
Any fool bearing the PimpGunn can end it for you, no matter where you stand. The golden gunn holds the silver bullet, and you, my friend, are the wolf...
StinkBoy
StinkBoy
StinkBoy is full of shit, and insists on talking to you at any given time of your work day, reeking up the area. We need to contact HR in private about this foul smelling employee. Get StinkBoy on the Fire-List before we all get sick!
NightRider 2000
NightRider 2000
JB Hasselhoff, the stepson of Michael Knight, buys the red "KITT Car" from M.K. He then deletes the "K" from the word "KNIGHTRIDER", turning the title of himself to "NIGHTRIDER". Then, since it was written in the year 2000, he decided that "2000"
Drivin' Route 66
Drivin' Route 66
The Great Chucka-Palooza Semi DragRace coming to the Rockford Speedway. Take Highway 1-66 to the I-90 Expressway and ya get off at Exit 66, just past the Jiffy Lube.
Fuck You Tour
Fuck You Tour
We've been on this tour for quite some time now .... It just never ends! ....... Fuck You ....... JB
RayGun
RayGun
A robot-man with a raygun is stalking his victims and was last seen hiding in the wooded areas of Tokyo! He's hunting out any victim within his boundaries for no apparent reason. Beware!
Rock & Roll Psychopath
Rock & Roll Psychopath
I called you up on the Telly-Phone...
Lock Him Up!
Lock Him Up!
Abusive parents abandoned the boy "JB" and left him with a knowledge far greater than this town could handle. His views were Taboo. The townspeople had JB dragged out of his cubicle and arrested for preaching against their cult of ignorance.
Lookin' Thru Ya Window
Lookin' Thru Ya Window
An escape mental patient known only as "John Ballz" from the EMH Center has been spotted in South Elgin looking through people's windows! His soul purpose is to find money and valuables in people's homes, and m*rd*r anyone who gets in his way!
Get Wild Tonight
Get Wild Tonight
We were bored and we were Insane on that Easter 2023 Night. Midnight was a good time to take a dump on the Cosby Star on the day he was charged. We also pissed all over it. A sick site indeed
My Daddy Done Told Me
My Daddy Done Told Me
Don't YOU tell me what my Daddy said now! He told me what he told me, so it's said & done. There is no changing the mind of a psychopath.
Jack the Ripper
Jack the Ripper
This is the Official theme-song for the killer himself.
Rock & Roll Revolution
Rock & Roll Revolution
The Revolution was that of a rock & roll sort
