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Wide Day (V1) Wide Day (V1)
When you approach life from a different angle, it only makes sense that your days tend to be very wide, instead of long...
Soylent Green Burrito Soylent Green Burrito
Homeless guy. Dystopian future. Cheap Drive thru combo meals...You figure out the rest.
One Step Higher One Step Higher
Ok... You've all seen 'that guy' - you know the one who's out in all the wrong places at the wrong times looking to score some illegal fun...
Angstrom Thurman (V1) Angstrom Thurman (V1)
Kind of a breezy song about a tiny, itty, bitty racist...
Black Fingerbowl (V2) Black Fingerbowl (V2)
A song about "mean girls in a nail parlor gossiping nastily" as Paul put it...
www Dezper8 dot com (v2) www Dezper8 dot com (v2)
Internet memes? Who knows? But we bet that hot chick you've been chatting and digi-fapping with is a) not hot, and b) not a chick.
My Name is Harry (V2) My Name is Harry (V2)
Another fan-music piece, this time about Harry Dresden. Rawk!
Lord of Slowest Terror (V2) Lord of Slowest Terror (V2)
An unabashed fan-fic piece based on imagining the ritual in Jim Butcher's "The Dresden Files" - The Lord of Slowest Terror is a nasty-bad creature from Outside who will send his minion "He Who Walks Behind" to do your bidding if you pay the price...
Peppermint Patty Melt Peppermint Patty Melt
Slacker addictions, with French fries. And a Coke, with that prime-fried Ohio taste.
Medicated Gnomes Medicated Gnomes
Medicated Gnomes, yeah? And? Look - You *know* you shouldn't be operating heavy machinery while drinking the cough syrup, right? Think Tolkien's Lord of the Nuva-Ring and that should help a bit...
Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know
What happens when Mr. Keith is left pretty much unsupervised for an hour... A song about impossibilities, physics, and such...
Princess Alkaline (V2) Princess Alkaline (V2)
Another allegorical song, this time about the plight of Native Americans.
Tyrannosaurus Ex (V2) Tyrannosaurus Ex (V2)
Glam-Metalish ditty about one of *those* ex significant others... You know the one we're talking about...
Fish Hickeys Fish Hickeys
A little fun song about Mr. Keith's friend Liz getting fish-bit on her navel while swimming in the lake by her house... Her brother was trying to convince her it was a lamprey or a mud worm or something else weird...(Pic courtesy of Human Descent)
70's pr0n Reminiscing (V1) 70's pr0n Reminiscing (V1)
Old porn stars remember 1973... More amusing than "Big Pope Pimpin' ". Odder than "Dollheads in the Kitchen Drawer".
Timmy (V2) Timmy (V2)
Reggae version (with gracious permission/encouragement no less!) of the Dr. Smith original "Timmy"
Vlad the Cheese Impaler (v2) Vlad the Cheese Impaler (v2)
Allegorical tale of Vlad Tepes, recast as a part-time employee at Hickory Farms.
