Gayle Webber ATM
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An Out-of Tune Quasi-Baritone using a Ventrilo Mic & a Palm Centro to lament about every-day things. Usually Vulgar things. Street-Level Electro-Punk from St. Cloud MN.Band/artist history
My name is Gayle Webber and I'm a 26 year old dude currently living between Sauk Center & St. Cloud performing off & on under the name Sir Varix (long story). I don;t have a job at the moment, so I spend most of my time with my lesbian friend Jessica smoking pot & hanging out downtown. Some day's you can find me at the fetus. Some days I smoke my Pall Mall's at the bus Station and pretend like I'm waiting for a bus to California (but never comes). My last girlfriend was an alcoholic and kinda fat so I'm looking to get away from that. I'm getting sick of hooking up with fat chicks off craigslist. I have a crappy ford tempo, that I painted flat-blue. I also compose everything on my Palm Centro (usually at the bus station, or at the bridge) and record my vocals into Jessica's Computer when she's not playing WoW. We once got drunk and I let her try giving my head, but she was really bad at it and it wasn't much fun. -------- "Real party starters!" -June Webber '09Have you performed in front of an audience?Sometimes when we have parties I plug my Palm into the stereo and do a 6 song-set. It often ends with me taking off my clothes. It would be kind of cool if it wasn't a room full of drunk fat lesbians and gay guys. It's kinda lame. And Awkward.
What equipment do you use?
Palm Centro, Cool Edit, Bhajis Loops, SunVox, Ventrillo Mic, Ford TempoAnything else?
Please check me out on Twitter!
http://twitter.com/sirvarix
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