Gaston Poohderz
FART TIME BOMB
STREAM TRACKS 5 6 7 ONLY. 1-4 Are SILENT for 2 minutes. *READ ON!
If you like to play harmless yet hilariously funny jokes on friends, family and even strangers THIS IS FOR YOU. Gut laughs don’t come any cheaper than this prank album.
The best part is the RANDOM FARTS.
YOU don’t even know exactly when they’re going to happen.
This is how it works:
1.Download THE WHOLE ALBUM to a CD/iPod/Mp3.
2.In a car, pick the track based on the position and gender of the victim (Example: Jim is going to be the passenger-victim in your car. Pick track 1 called “Silence/Fart-Man/Right”) Check the volume of the track BEFORE the victim gets in. Too loud is too obvious. Usually I’ve found low volume is more believable and works better. You can play it on YOURSELF. Need to get rid of someone in the car, "my stomach feels funny" bada boom!
In a house, stick a jam box, iPod or the speaker from a stereo under a chair, set it to loop during a party, especially at a gathering of a few or more people. Be CREATIVE. Stick it by Grandma if she's sleeping. Put it by the dog bed! ANYWHERE ANYTIME!
3. Press PLAY when you want to start the prank. Try not to laugh!
*WARNING ON TRACKS 1-4 THERE IS ABOUT TW0 MINUTES OF COMPLETE *SILENCE BEFORE THE FIRST FART!!! THEN ABOUT ANOTHER TWO MINUTES *BETWEEN THE FARTS THAT FOLLOW. The farts change and get a little louder as the track goes on. The most difficult thing on your part is to try not to laugh! By all means give some dirty looks. A lot of research went into this so USE WISELY.
The first Four Tracks are the prank tracks. The rest are JUST PLAIN FUNNY and great for RINGTONES. Put one of the ringtones in your friends phone. Assign the tone to your phone number. Then call him. Especially if he’s with his new girlfriend.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
History
My nephews, their Mom and I were getting ready to take a long trip, driving. In a brilliant moment of genius, the kind Davinci or Einstein must have felt, the Poohderz CD was conceived. The mantra “silence/fart/silence” became my obsession. “What if “ I said to myself “you put a CD in the player in the car and there was silence”. My right brain said
“a silent CD, what like an art piece like Cage's "silent" composition, 4'33".” “Nay” left brain said “much bolder”. Silence for about two minutes then, a FART sound, then long silence, then a Fart sound again repeating over and over and this is the jelly. Use it as a PRANK on the nephews. Also, while in the zone of creation. Do something spectacular.
Show the peaks and valleys of gastro serendipity. Make something called “Chili Cheese Omelet With extra Onions Hangover” and “Blown Cover Farticulations” (just listen). You know. It’s mostly a private thing, especially among the ladies. You’ve kept it to yourselves, now it’s time to share. The nephews loved it. I copyrighted it. Made copies for each of them and they WORE THEM OUT. Now it’s your turn.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Usually after bowls of chili, plates of broccoli and general roughage do I get the old colon coughs going live.
Special Moments? Let’s make some together.
Your musical influences
Toots Mahal, Bun E. Carlos,Dr. Didg,Monty Python,Weird Al
What equipment do you use?
Whoa, thats kinda personal fella. You know how to whistle, just put your cheeks together and blow.
