Dark Twat
Noise, Grindcore, Death Metal, Black Metal, Stupidity, Retards trying to play music
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At The Love In At The Love In
Skit we came up with out of nowhere about hippies encountering a racist at a Love-in
Mostannoyingsoundintheworld Mostannoyingsoundintheworld
It's exactly what the song says
Explosive cplugs Explosive c*** plugs
Everyone knows at least one chick who needs to have their tampon rigged with C4
Jalapeno Fetus Poppers Jalapeno Fetus Poppers
Our friend Justin and the Randy Buttsex song "Aborted Fetus Feast" inspired this one. Also, Johnny Piratecock beatboxes on this one
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Dark Twat is the end result of a bunch of retards getting together to make noise to piss off the fine people of Bullhead City.Band/artist history
We are Dark Twat. We started in 2005, with the intentions of being a somewhat serious death metal/grindcore band. We found out we sucked, so we decided to rip off Anal Cunt and make fun of everyone and everything. There were more of us in the band, but now it's just Cotton and Jeremy. We did a demo called "The Fucktard Manifesto" that took us 4 years to record. It was a pile of shit and is only available HERE for download. We just got done with a new demo called "Songs in the Key of Rape" which is 10000 times better, and is free as a CD-R for anybody who wants one. UPDATE: Jeremy disappeared a few months ago, cuz he's a fagwhacker, so now it's just Pat doing everything.Have you performed in front of an audience?No, we never had an actual drummer, and it's a one man project now.
Your musical influences
Anal Cunt, Full Blown A.I.D.S., GG Allin, Gorgoroth, Anal Blast, Spazz, Infest, Eyehategod, Adolf Satan, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Darkthrone, old Celtic Frost, Impaled Nazarene, Old Napalm Death, porn, booze, cigarettes, the stupid people that live in Bullhead City, stupid humor, and SATAN!!!What equipment do you use?
Guitars, amps, bass, computer (for drum programming) microphones, annoying voices, warped senses of humorAnything else?
Fuck all "scenes"! Music's not about a pack mentality! Supporting a band or a type of music is all fine and good, but people who turn them into trends are fucking gay! Also, thanks to our few fans, and the bands we've come in contact with for supporting our shitty attempt at doing what Anal Cunt does. And one more thing.....Hail Satan!
Fort Mohave, AZ
USA
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