They see me mowin'My front lawnI know they're all thinkingI'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyCan't you see I'm white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdy!I wanna roll with-The gangstersBut so far they all thinkI'm too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyReally, really white n' nerdyFirst in my class here at M.I.T.Got skills, I'm a Champion of DNDMC Escher that's my favorite MCKeep your 40I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin to the contraryYou'll find they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherrySteven Hawkings in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outI got people begging for my top 8 spacesYo I know Pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for daysOnce you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't runAt Pascal, well, I'm number 1Do vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gunHappy days is my favourite theme songI can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in Java Script as well as KlingonThey see me roll on, my Segway!I know in my heart they think I'mwhite n' nerdy!Think I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyCan't you see I'm white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdyI'd like to roll with-The gangstersAlthough it's apparent I'm tooWhite n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyHow'd I get so white n' nerdy?I've been browsing, inspectin'X-men comics you know I collect 'emThe pens in my pocketI must protect 'emmy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me boredShopping online for deals on some writable mediaI edit WikipediaI memorized Holy Grail really wellI can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOLI got a business doing websitesWhen my friends need some code who do they call?I do HTML for them allEven made a homepage for my dog!Yo! Got myself a fanny packthey were having a sale down at the GAPSpend my nights with a roll of bubble wrapPOP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cremeI was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!Only question I ever thought was hardWas do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?I spend every weekendat the renaissance fairI got my name on my under wear!They see me strollin'They laughin'And rollin' their eyes 'causeI'm so white n' nerdyJust because I'm white n' nerdyJust because I'm white n' nerdyAll because I'm white n' nerdyHoly cow I'm white n' nerdyI wanna bowl with-the gangstersbut oh well it's obvious I'mwhite n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdy!

To the public to the public to the public to the public (mm nasty) to the public tothe public go ahead and use the public one yes don't use mine you made it stink smelled so bad like an old molded drink keep sayin you'll mess it up you will see how bad it stinks, yeah i couldn't use mine for a day smeeled so bad like eggs thrown away looking at me like it wasn't tha___t bad but you'll see how much it really stinks now i'm gonna say you can't use my toilet again you can't use my toilet again you already stunk it up on the first time matterafact that tull be the first time, nasty you can't use my toilet again you can't use my toilet again so no you can't use it tommarow so don't yo___u get to thinkin you can stink it up again. go ahead and leave, don't come up to me if you have to pee ohh yeah thats right you got the public go to buger king or fastfood or somethin man look at you beggin people sayin you have to poo so get them keys go somewhere you need to go change your underwhere looking at me like i'm suppost to care___ but boy, you no me i'll say you stink so I just say you can't use my toilet again you can't use my toilet again you allready stunk it up on the first time matterafact that tull be the first time, nasty you can't use my toilet again you can't use my toilet again so no you can't use it tommarow so don't yo____u get to thinkin you can stin_____k it up again____ By: DJ Fabi