777 (uk)
This is a page for all my old songs that I'll never get round to doing anything of substance with. I may aswell give them all away to anyone who wants them. Think of my songs as poor little puppies that look at you all dough-eyed and pitifully. "Please take me home and care for me" "My owner doesn't love me any more because he says he can do better"
If you like the look of one any of these puppies please feel free to download the personal plea of said canine.......I'm sure he'll be very gratefull.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Nah
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Do you play live?
Sometimes yes
Where?
In yo mommas ass
Do you like it?
Dirty bastard
Any special moments?
DROP IT BITCH!!
Your musical influences
The Faery folk who speak to me through the trees
What equipment do you use?
FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER, SICK *SPITS VIOLENTLY IN THE INTERVIEWER'S FILTHY FACE*
Anything else?
No, not after the last question, I've got my eye on you son.....
