the cabinboys
the sound of scattered redneck intellectuals gathered at their source to celebrate the profound inanity of life
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Phoneboy Phoneboy
No Rain No Rain
The Man Who Wasn't There The Man Who Wasn't There
dusty trail of doom dusty trail of doom
Here are some resons I think James is dead:
*On the cover of "Infirmity", James is the only one wearing a black sleepmask (the color of death). Everyone else's masks are blue.
*In the song "Take a Whiff" James sings "No I will not be returning to these chambers anymore."
*In the song "Vox" James sings "A gravelly whisper hissed from the tomb, beware beware the pink slacks of doom."
*In the song "Red Taxi Sunset," Chris sings "The grim reaper James met."
*On August 24, 2001 (the second day of Music Camp 3), James had a hangover so bad he claimed to have "witnessed death itself."
*In the song "Don't Go Near The Clowns" James can be heard shouting "I want to kill some clowns," but the red smile painted over the murderer's mouth hides a snarling, twisted frown.
*James played a black drumset.
*James wrote many songs about meat, which is high in cholesterol, which can cause premature death.
*James was white, the Korean symbolic color of death.
*One week before Music Camp 3, James ate some kim chee, a Korean dish of pickled cabbage flavored with hot spices.
*When he was 13, James enjoyed the TV sitcom M*A*S*H, which was set in the Korean war.
*On August 24, 2001 (the second day of Music Camp 3), James had particularly severe
diarrhea, which rhymes with Korea.
*James was fond of the novel "The Diary of Anne Frank."
*Frank was the last Cabinboy who saw James alive.
*Frank had given James a bag of Doritos.
*The county coroner announced after the autopsy that the only contents of James's stomach were a bag of Doritos and traces of potassium cyanide, a deadly chemical compound.
*On the White Album, Doug sang "Why Me Lord," referring to James's last words.Have you performed in front of an audience?we play in a cabin
What equipment do you use?
fifteen cases of Natural Ice and a whoopie cushionAnything else?
YANKEES SUCK!
ann arbor, MI
USA
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6969
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Comments (5)
yeah A2! spread the love.
Glad to see the cabinboys are still rocken. I downloaded your new stuff but I cant download your older songs iwant to play them for my buddy. especially "When I'm Blind". You might have to reupload them. Check us out..
fielden or fielden the band
Should have a new song uploaded this week..."blue balls" Check it out. I like the new stuff. I'll post more of a critique after I burn it and listen to it in the car a few times.
Drew C UH '87
Speaking personally, I'd annex the Sudetenland.
I would like to ask the panel, what changes they would make if they were Hitler?
When I'm Blind is great - like a Romantics cover by Bruce Hampton
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