The Beatless
The Beatless bring you electronica novelty tunes for the masses
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No Sht, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix) No Sh*t, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix)
Remixed b-i-i-g stylee by Dr Watson who also provides the additional lyricalisation and a sock-knocking-off guitar break. Bo!!!
Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters
It's probably 'minimal techsomethingorother' ...but who knows? Dolly sez: "well old skool man.... 1989 or what?" but adds that I can't have that as the genre because "SC's drop-down genre selecta sux0rs teh little 1!" ....can't argue with that.
WonderCum WonderCum
Do you feel 'ill at ease' because you can't 'splash it out like those guys in the videos' that look 'so cool and manly'? No problem. This recently rediscovered classic 60's Garage Hit from the Beatless will explain all.
Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix) Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix)
A very ghey 9 minute Jak Schitt/Beatless faux mega-mix especially for all the 'UK gheys' out there! ...keep reaching for that rainbow. Features: 0.05 - Learn Disco. 3.15 - Elvis Hairdo Says. 5.11 - Krischakattak. 8.10 - n00bosity.
A Fistful of Crap A Fistful of Crap
The Beatless as the NOTORIOUS G.I.T. spits in a Morriconi-type flow. Spaghetti Hip-Hop
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Born from the cassette culture + mail-art scenes of the 80's, The Beatless is a one-man producer of electronic novelty 'art' tunes for the masses.
Includes slants on Drum n' Bass, Minimal Techno, Spaghetti Hip-Hop, Garage-Rock and Dub. May also contain traces of nuts.
The name 'The Beatless' chose itself. It was just waiting to be plucked from the ether and I was fortunate enough to be there at the time. Unfortunately, I wasn't the last if my other namesakes all over the interwebs are anything to go by. For this reason I am also known as Paul Beatless in some places.
When the day dawns that quirky "post-industrial ironic novelty meandering" is the new flava of the month.. show me the money. I'm not really holding my breath though.Band/artist history
Various past incarnations include mail-art/VEC UK audio, Brian Aspro, and 1/3 of Southampton's late 70's/80's obscurist 'cottage industrial' DIY cassette release/gigging band, 'idid idid'.Have you performed in front of an audience?Under the name 'The Beatless', the answer is no.
Your musical influences
Krautrock' of the 70's (like Can, Early Tangerine Dream and Kraftwerk) ...also Faust. Later it was Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire and Pere Ubu. Not that any of this stuff sounds remotely like 'em.What equipment do you use?
Mostly Reason, Recyle, some Soundforge, a dodgy microphone and anything else I can get my hands on.Anything else?
"The present day non-musician refuses to learn..." The Beatless, Tract 2002Contact
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Very Good .
loved very much
Great, great, great!
Very much awesome!!!!
yes yes yes. brilliant mate. love your style. tight sounding beats & bass i admire. top work mate
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