SoundClick blogs by Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence)

The Funk DUCK HUNT is ON!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:56:12 EST

"Quack Quack?!" BANG, Sucka!!! I've had it with all those "Duck-Faces" on Facebook, so I'm joining "The Duck Hunt"--musically, of course!! Got a hot Funk Hit on Soundclick (as OSMOSIS) called "Lawd! Funk A Duck-Face!", which ain't nothin' but one evil chant, backed-up by some nasty Keyboards, sick Dums, finger-popping 'Space Bass', and a howling Lead Guitar! All ME--no Filler!! SO, if it has the FACE of a DUCK.....FUNK IT!!! (that's the CLEAN version of what's on the song!! LOL!!) N...

The Yearly HALLOWE'EN HIT From OSMOSIS & The BEATMASTER 1

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 10:10:05 EST

I first uploaded "FRANKEN-Funk (It's Dark In Thar)" in 2007, as part of the OSMOSIS MP3-Album, "The TERRORIST Speaks!!". And, as a single--on behalf of The Daily Dose ofFunk collective, of which I'm a part of--it's been doing great. So great, that I've had the idea to ALWAYS place it at the top of my Player Station EVERY Fall, just in time for HALLOWE'EN. Well, in 2009, something happened: "FRANKEN-Funk" shot to #1 on the COMEDY/Parody Genre Charts, and held for about 2 weeks. Since then, i...

Some Psychedelic COSMIC FUNK ORCHESTRA Grooves

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 09:38:55 EST

Ever since I've acquired a Gibson Axe, I've been doing a LOT of Guitar-based experimentation, for BOTH my Projects. Currently, as Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra, I have an instrumental single that's been bouncing between #1 and #3 on the ROCK/PSYCHEDELIC Genre Charts for about 2 months. It's called "Sharing Drinks With A Butterfly Fairy". N-joy.

A VAMPIRE Trying To Make It In Today's World

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 09:27:36 EST

A very funny OSMOSIS Novelty-Funk Song, called "BLOOD-SUCKER BLUES", has been #1 in the URBAN/FUNK Genre Charts for just about 1 whole month. It's the first volley of a second OSMOSIS MP3-Album I'm putting the finishing touches on for a late-2012 upload. I'm trying to, at least, finish the vocals for ONE MORE Pre-Album Single, which I'm planning to upload just in time to celebrate Hallowe'en. So, get ready for it. And, N-joy the Funk!

Let's NOT Forget THANKSGIVING

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:22:34 EST

Right at the TOP of my Song List (and directly on my YouTube page) is "FUNKY THANKSGIVING" by OSMOSIS and GothaDelic. The song's mission: to become an annual tradition, just like my other main HOLIDAY TRACKS, "FRANKEN-Funk (It's Dark In Thar!)"-Halloween, and "EVIL CLAUS!!"-Christmas. It's my way of saying, "Let's NOT FORGET the HOLIDAY-in-Between". N-Joy!!

EARTHQUAKE!!! On The East Coast!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:34:54 EST

To put it simply-- We just don't get earthquakes of "decent" magnitude on the United States East Coast. So, after it happened we all said a collective: "MAN!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!" Luckily all my masters are still in one piece. But...WOW!! Wednesday, August 23, 2011 @ 1:54 PM (EST) will remain in my memory (some belated Birthday Present THAT was, for me.)

Doin' A Little STREAMLINING

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:02:28 EST

Mainly because, I just love to show ya'll that, YES, Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra (a.k.a. OSMOSIS) is the REAL DEAL and NOT--repeat--NOT some 'BOT. So, since I haven't signed on and blogged in a while (there are those THANGS called "LIFE" and "WORK" which kinda get in the way of making music), I've decided to do a little "housecleaning" and sniff out all the "friends" who are obvious 'bots, and DELETE 'em. (I have a good eye, and an even better nose---if I can't SPOT ya', I ...

Whoa-Hey!!! I've Actually Got A HIT Mp3-Album on Soundclick.

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:09:49 EST

Keep At It, and it All Works Out Eventually. After nearly 3 years on Soundclick, my FIRST "Hit" mp3-album (under the OSMOSIS banner): "AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT THE FUNK (AND IT'S GOOD FOR YA')". Not only is it the top URBAN album seller (as of May 12, 2009), but it has fluttered between #11 and up for the past two weeks (currently, it's #9!!!), on the Soundclick MP3-Album Sales charts. Just keep at it, ya'll. Lots of folks call it quits if they don't get a #1 track right off the bat--doesn't wo...

OSMOSIS 2009: Ya'll Git Ready Fo' "THE GRIND"!!!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:57:12 EST

"AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT THE FUNK!! (AND IT'S GOOD FOR YA')"

The brand-new OSMOSIS MP3-Album, available for download at MY Soundclick Music Store. Special 'album-length' versions of the singles (with the singles STILL POSTED for FREE DOWNLOAD). Yea, $3.99. 8 tracks and not 6 (after 19 years, I BREAK the OSMOSIS-...

Still Trying New Thangs--An' Lovin' It!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:12:14 EST
I like to experiment. I like to (musically) break thangs. I like to pull your chains. I like to keep evolving. Right now, I've got a little serial-type project going on: "2087-UNITED PLANETARY FUNK". Still working on it, still uploading to it (finally re-furbished the instrumental to INVASION just the way I wanted; now to hit the lyrics!). Plus, the parent-project, Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra, is still laying down weird-sounding experimental instrumentals (mainly to ke...

Do We Have A "SCIENCE-FICTION" Genre On Soundclick?

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 14:47:22 EST
Because, it sure would be nice, especially in MY case. It will be almost 2 years since I've begun work on the Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra-concept album project "2087-UNITED PLANETARY FUNK". And trying to CLASSIFY it has become a 'story' within itself. So far, I've redone/reformatted a couple of the first tracks I've posted for this project almost 2 years back ("LEGEND" and "CRASH LANDING[Joyriders]"). And, as more of the story begins to take shape, I'm posting it "Serial S...

A little bit of "TERROR" in your FUNK!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:53:03 EST
BOO!!!

HALLOWE'EN is coming fast this year (and it only makes thing funkier that it's on a FRIDAY), so what I did---in case you haven't noticed--was to "reactivate" 'Da MONSTA', "FRANKEN-Funk (It's Dark In Thar)", and set it loose to invade the Soundclick COMEDY Charts. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

Plus, Brand New this year, the OSMOSIS

Re-Establishing My Thang!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:43:59 EST
I've been taking the majority of 2008 to re-establish the sounds and styles of Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra and OSMOSIS. No regrets, either. Right now, the new Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra mp3-album, "PsycheCosmicFunkeDelix" is posted and available for DOWNLOAD at My Music Store page ($7.99), and I'm working on the first all-OSMOSIS-project in a long while. ...

FREAKIN' YA'LL OUT (and LIKIN' IT!!), 'Cuz I Can!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:47:11 EST
So, under the banner of Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra (my PARENT PROJECT), I finally have a--truly completed--NEW MP3-ALBUM:

"PsycheCosmicFunkeDelix"

All the tracks are posted, and the album is ready for DOWNLOAD. And to me, this feels good. LAST YEAR, I was working on a Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra project which couldn't be completed, due to being SIDETRACKED by all ...

YOU Want "FREE DOWNLOADS"!!! Here's ALL Of ME!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:12:01 EST
That's Right,: Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS is opening up SHOP, and offering the ENTIRE Music Page for FREE DOWNLOAD, from Sunday, December 30, 2007 thru the FINAL WEEK OF JANUARY 2008!! Meaning, keep your EARHOLES OPEN: There may be some NEW FUNK Dropped Into The Pot!!! FILL UP THOSE iPods!!! LOAD UP THOSE MP3-Players!! BUY THOSE 100-Pack CD-Rs!!! Cosmic Funk/OSMOSIS is giving YO ASS some FREE FUNK!! TAKE IT!!!!!!!

WHAT Will Cosmic Funk/OSMOSIS Have In Store For 2008?!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:34:44 EST
Good Question. Damn Good Question. This year (2007) was officially my Second Year uploading music on the web (I started in October 2005 on BROADJAM), and my First Year as part of the madness known as SOUNDCLICK. Let me tell you, this year has been my BEST (and Most Prolific) recording year since (I'm NOT LYING when I say this) 1985!!! Yup, Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy Back in the "Home-Taping/Cassette-Album Era". I guess you can say that from 2005-on is "Web-Era OSMOSIS". And, it's primarily ...

LAST CHANCE To Get "FRANKEN-Funk" For Free----

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:52:40 EST
---because, after Monday, November 5th, 2007, the single "FRANKEN-Funk (It's Dark In Thar)" will be available for download at the monstrously low price of $0.75. So, while the HALLOWEEN Holiday Week is in full swing, grab your MP3 while it's STILL FREE. (Don't make me have to send YGOR after you!!!! ^_^) "FRANKEN-Funk (It's Dark In Thar)" by OSMOSIS (& The BEATMASTER 1)---FREE ('til Nov. 5th, 2007). Come Get The Monster, and "DAAAAAAAAANNNNCCCEEE!!!"

DAILY DOSE OF FUNK's Campaign Of NonStop New Tracks

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:56:27 EST
Yup, that about sums it up--- NEW TRACKS EVERY FEW DAYS FROM THE DAILY DOSE OF FUNK Cyberband Members. And since our number has been upped to 6 (Myself/OSMOSIS, The FUNKASAURUS, GothaDelic, The BEATMASTER 1, DragonFish KillSwitch, and just added, The MoFo Erectus), we're not about to slow down. We appear to be on the same creative bent as this past April-July. Plus (thanks to me and a upgrade to my PC), the DAILY DOSE OF FUNK has also expanded into video (http://www.YouTube.com/CosmicFun...

The NEW (Replacement For Bobby Pickett's) "MONSTER MASH"!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:52:36 EST
The DAILY DOSE OF FUNK (in this case, yers trooley--OSMOSIS and The BEATMASTER 1) has come up with something to carry on the legacy of the late, great Bobby "Boris" Pickett's "MONSTER MASH": "FRANKEN-Funk (It's Dark In Thar)" So, stop on by my music page, give that bad boy a FREE DOWNLOAD, and do what "the monster" says and....... "DAAAAAAANNNNCEE!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCEEE!!!! ...

Collab #8 Between OSMOSIS and The FUNKASAURUS

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:29:03 EST
"ENCHANTED GOWN (She's Magic)" NEW!!! From OSMOSIS and The FUNKASAURUS!! FREE DOWNLOAD!!

And, Don't Forget To Check Out The NEWEST FEATURE On MY "The FCC Can't Run With Us!!" (c)1990, (p)2007 Starcase Rec. Co., Ltd.

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 17:23:51 EST
The DAILY DOSE OF FUNK is on a Mission to Make. You. FUNK!! But, recently, certain factions have BLAMED Us for OVERFUNKING you. Of course, we feel as though there's nothing wrong with that, but a 'certain party who SHALL remain nameless' (moc.ecapsym) feels as though we have been doing TOO GOOD A JOB. Well, Gosh-Darn, We Are Sooooooooooo (NOT)Sorry. Nonetheless, so that WE--THE DAILY DOSE OF FUNK--and all the OTHER Funk Singers, Bands and Producers on MySpace--DO NOT INFLICT...

It's FATHER'S DAY Week--Time for FREE DOWNLOADS!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 22:13:59 EST
Yep, it seems that I'm going to make this "Free Downloads For The Holidays" a TRADITION. ALL SINGLE TRACKS FROM Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS ARE FREE-- starting Friday Night, June 15, 2007 until Sunday Night, June 24, 2007!! Well, why the hell are you sitting there with your jaws hangin' low and your hand down your drawers!! CUM-n-GIT This FREE FUNK!!! (And remember kiddies, keep watching for NEW JAMS during this Promotio...

So Prolific, It's SCARY!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:36:28 EST
I'm NOT kidding, either: TWO....TWO....TWO BRAND NEW SONGS IN UNDER 37 HOURS (Including VARIOUS MIXES Thereof!!)!!! Not only have DragonFish KillSwitch and I have re-mixed my (STILL NEW!!) "That ALIEN THANG, Ya'll!!" into "United Planetary Funk" and "U. P. F. (InterDimesional version)", but just only 3 1/2 Hours PRIOR To This Posting, there's ANOTHER Brand New Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra instrumental po...

Become AFFLICTED With "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME"

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:32:54 EST
There seems to be NO CURE for this Funky Syndrome. Medical Professionals have tried, only to wind up like AMATEURS shaking their asses to this groove. There's NO ESCAPE from this Musical Pandemic. Surrender To "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME"!!! (and, N-Joy The FUNK!!)

Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS Singles For $0.75/each!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:28:02 EST
ALL Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra and OSMOSIS MP3-Singles (the 'PROPER' Singles, and/or their corresponding 'B-Sides') are available for the Low, Low, Low Price of $0.75-per-Download!
But, don't fret ya'll: There Are Also Nearly 30 FREE Downloads--and some damn good tracks (NO 'FILLER'!!). So, what ya'll waitin' for: CUM-n-GIT-SUM!!!!!!!!

"UNITED PLANETARY FUNK ('That ALIEN THANG, Ya'LL!')"

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:56:13 EST
BRAND NEW Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra posted on THURSDAY, May 31, 2006: "UNITED PLANETARY FUNK ('That ALIEN THANG, Ya'll!')" Click the Above Link, stop on by to DOWNLOAD IT FREE ('til Sunday, June 3, 2007), and get down with this DAILY DOSE OF FUNK.

TWO NEW Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra UPLOADS!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Fri, 25 May 2007 19:11:21 EST
BOTH WITHIN IN DAYS OF EACH OTHER, AND AVAILABLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD DURING THE HOLIDAY PROMOTION: "GOD SAID (ARMEGEDDON 2087)" (Wednesday, 5-23-07) and "THAT ALIEN THANG, YA'LL!" -instrumental version (TODAY, Friday, 5-25-07). I promised to be "prolific to a fault this year", and so far, I'm keeping my word. N-Joy the FUNK!! WOOF!

ONE MORE TIME: Free Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS Downloads!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Wed, 23 May 2007 18:39:48 EST
Just In Time For MEMORIAL DAY!!
I'm doing it again (and I think I will make this a HOLIDAY WEEKEND Tradition). So, If you want your Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS Fix, Cum-n-Git-Sum!! FREE--'til SUNDAY, June 3rd, 2007!! At the moment, there's over 129 in the till--and there might be a couple of more new ones before all is said and done. N-Joy The Funk!!

"DAILY DOSE OF FUNK": "STUD STABLE (Here I Go!)"

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 20 May 2007 22:44:04 EST
As Prescribed By THIS 'Physician': OSMOSIS
"STUD STABLE (Here I Go!)"
May FUNK Shake Your Booty!!

$0.75/Singles Download---Good Music That Won't Kill Your Wallet!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 15 May 2007 19:23:18 EST
Well, it may be 'Back-2-Bizznizz' after an amazing 6 1/2 week "Free Download" Run (and, I thank you all!!), but now it's time to put a price on the funk: $0.75 per Single. Best price in the world. Mind You--only the Proper 'Singles' are priced (just like their matching Albums). Besides that, and the 'Streaming Only' 'album cuts', there are also selected Album Cuts that are FREE DOWNLOADS (and those selected cuts in question are not 'filler'!). So, as usual, N-Joy The ...

"THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME" Infects America!!!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Mon, 14 May 2007 01:32:00 EST
"THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME (FLICK-OFF!!)" By OSMOSIS & THE FUNKASAURUS: No. 1 Soundclick Urban/R&B--Funk Charts (Signed-Artist Category), MONDAY, May 14, 2007!!!
That's Right!!! That's Right!!! That's RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OSMOSIS & THE FUNKASAURUS has Infected All Of Ya'll, causing the whole damn nation to "FLICK-OFF!!"!! And, the scary thing is............... THERE AIN'T NO GODDAM...

FINAL DAY FOR FREE 'COSMIC FUNK/OSMOSIS' DOWNLOADS!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 13 May 2007 00:05:00 EST
And, that's ALL 122 Of Them--including all 3 of the New Ones: "BLOOD BROTHA-ALBUM", "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME (FLICK-OFF!!)" and "STUD STABLE (HERE I GO!)"!!
LAST CALL FOR 'FREE DOWNLOADS'!!!
But, after all is said and done (on Tuesday, 5-15-2007), Singles will be available for a decent and reasonable $0.99 a Download. You could say that I'm one artist who loves his co-musicians and fans. The Low Price ...

"Classical Symphonic Music" Draws a Very TOUGH Crowd!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Thu, 10 May 2007 19:11:35 EST
By now, if you've already heard the news, a FIGHT broke out during a symphonic concert by The Boston Pops Symphony!! "CLASSICAL MUSIC, YA'LL!!!" And those same elitist jerks have the NERVE and AUDACITY to say that us INDIES (Funk, Rock, Jazz, Blues, etc.) draw an (**ahem!!**) "Unsavory Crowd". "HA!" (I mean, "Bullllllllllllllllll-SHIT"!!) Take THAT, You 'MOZART-Meanines' and 'BEETHOVEN-Bullies'...

Music For Yo' Mother('s Day!)!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Mon, 07 May 2007 00:46:10 EST
On Cinco De Mayo (last Saturday), to celebrate the upload of a BRAND NEW OSMOSIS/FUNKASAURUS joint production: "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME (FLICK-OFF!!)", I got messed-up DRUNK!! And, since "SHAKEN-BOOTY" took off INSTANTLY (boy, did it EVER!!), I'm gonna extend the FREE DOWNLOADS all the way til MOTHERS DAY (this SUNDAY, May 13, 2007). And in the process, there might be a couple of more uploads (vintage and NEW). Hell, I'm in a nice mood: If This "FINAL FREE DOWNLOAD WEEK" is just as...

BRAND NEW OSMOSIS/FUNKASAURUS TRACK!!!!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sat, 05 May 2007 13:40:59 EST
There are 4 final uploads before the CINCO DE MAYO party: The FULL VERSION of Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra's "SHARE THIS WORLD", 2 'vintage' 1985 Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra tracks making their Internet Premiere: "THE STRANGE, THE FREAKY, THE BIZARRE AND THE WEIRD", and in the 'flavor' of CINCO DE MAYO, "BURN (ALL YA' GOTTA DO!!)". BUT (T), LET'S GIT DOWN TO BIZNIZZ:

Almost Cinco De mayo 2007!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Fri, 04 May 2007 21:44:19 EST
And, as you can SEE by the Blog Photo, I intend to "Git Weird!!" (heh heh!!). In the meantime, the FREE FUNK From Cosmic Funk/OSMOSIS Offer is still valid, until MIDNIGHT, Cinco De Mayo Saturday Night!!!! See this banner BELOW? You KNOW What To Do: ...

A Sample From The "FREAKIN' OUT!!" Album

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:16:18 EST
Click this link, and if you like it, then feel free to check out the WHOLE ALBUM, which is uploaded on My Music Page: "THE SEA IN MOTION" by Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra (c)1989 Cosmic Funk Music, Ltd./Starcase Rec. Co., Ltd. N-Joy!

"BLOOD BROTHA (THE VAMPIRE)"

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:29:23 EST
I've just uploaded a 'clearer version' of that weird little instrumental. It's still open for collaborations, so download and go for it!!

I Keep Feeding Ya' MORE AND MORE FREE DOWNLOADS!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:11:04 EST
Well, What R U W8ing 4?! Click This Crazyass Banner For Your FREE Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS Downloads!!!
Ever Growing, Ever Expanding, All Unique, All Free (Until Saturday, May 5, 2007--Cinco De Mayo)!!!

MORE FREE DOWNLOADS---Just Because!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 16:30:48 EST
Well, What R U W8ing 4?! Click This Crazyass Banner For Your FREE Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS Downloads!!!
Hey, I DID promise ya'll New Uploads 4 U 2 Download 4 Free, SO GO 4 IT!!!

As Promised, EXPANDED Free Downloads!!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:12:39 EST
As of today (4-21-2007), my song roster has jumped from 80 to 88 (just like the number of Keys on a Grand Piano)! And, ALL are available for FREE DOWNLOAD until Next Saturday, May 5th (Cinco De Mayo)!!! So, come on-- BURST THAT iPOD!! INVEST IN ANOTHER 4 Gig MP3 PLAYER!! BUY THAT 50-PACK OF BLANK CDS---- BECAUSE, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED 'EM!!!!! I got yer funk......RIGHT HERE!!...

Free Cosmic Funk/OSMOSIS Downloads!! Cum-N-Git-Sum!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:56:14 EST
From right now, until Cinco De Mayo (Sat., May 5, 2007), I made ALL of my SINGLES available for FREE DOWNLOAD. That's Right: FREE DOWNLOADS 'til Cinco De Mayo 2007!!! So: Overload That 4-Gig MP3 Player!! Blow Out That $900.00 30-Gig iPOD!! Burn Those 50 CDs!!! Download again, and again, and again---take a drink, download some more---smoke a blunt, ...

The FREEKen FunkFREEK NINJERS--One of My 'Groups'

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 19:01:03 EST
Consists of a couple of my fellow MySpacers, Matt Mak-The MoFo Erectus (vocals, art, guitar, 'garden of weed'), Peter Panagakos-Taki76 (vocals, lead guitar, beats, embalming fluid), and Me, Lawrence Wise-OSMOSIS (vocals, lyrical insanity, illegal in 51 States Of Mind). We already have ONE Collab on MySpace ("3 Wise Men"), and are trying to git R shit 2-Get-Her for the NEXT Jam. 3 WISE MEN? Probably. 3 STOOGES? Could Be. Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil? Just Plain Evil!...

A Lot Of Life Left In The "GIT WEIRD!!" CD/MP3-Album

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:57:30 EST
Mainly, that 'life' concerns "UNIVERSAL LOVE (Space Opus II)". It's only a Cosmic Funk Orchestra instrumental, and it's pretty strong on the Experimental/Electronica charts (TOP 15%-20%). Not bad for an 11 3/4-minute, pristinely arranged, synthesizer workout. (And, on a CASIO, no less!!!)

OK--I'm an ANIME ADDICT. Sue My ASS!!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:28:04 EST
Anime and Funk...... a very DANGEROUS combo. And, I ain't changin' worth a damn!! Give me my Cosmic Funk, and my cute-n-sexy Nekomimies (that's "CATGIRLS" for ya'll NOT IN THE KNOW!!). As MS. SANADA (pictured!) would say, "Anyan!!" (that's "Meee-OWWW"!!) (Besides, I LUST Rie Tanaka, the actress who portrays my favorite 'cat'!!! SUE ME!!!!)

My very FIRST Cassette-Album is being posted----NOW!!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:48:33 EST
"FUNKENDECTOMY" is my FIRST (Well, "Earliest SURVIVING", at least) Album-Cassette, dating back to MARCH, 1982. I spent the previous evening (along with a six-pack of RED BULL--Don't EVEN Ask!!) re-transferring the surviving master cassette (the 'album-transfer') to digital disc; then uploading to computer in MP3 form; then editing out the 'glitches' and re-transferring in WAV; back to CD; and finally, back to MP3 for the Soundclick Upload. All this shit betwe...

'OSMOSIS' project finished, 'Cosmic Funk Orchestra' project next!

Cosmic Funk-OSMOSIS (Lawrence) — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 16:11:35 EST
I just LOVE having my music project divvied-up into 2 sides, because it keeps me on my creative toes. The OSMOSIS album, "All Up In MySpace!!", had a six-month, over-the-web, creative period (thanks to my collaborators during that time). Now, to crack my knuckles, stretch my back, and get down to the 'Cosmic Funk Orchestra' album for '07. So far, only the 'single', "Share This World", is posted--in 'compact' form. I have about 4 new instrumental tracks prepared for it, along with some 'bac...