Beacuse mentally I am unstable & my mind is heading for a MAJOR EVENT HORIZON!

Every moment is special and I don't play live but play where I live...and sometimes the neigbors come ALIVE and bang on the walls.
I should charge em ticket fee huh?

Makes muzak more accessable.So people can rip off my choons and become famous overnight and then die of a drug overdose or drown in their own sputum...oh yeah, gotta love the KARMATIC SPIN CYCLE OF LIFE & THE MUZAK BUSINESS. /`@_@'

Maybe if they offered me large piles of unmarked 100 dollar bills and a slave to tune my...guitar. OH and back massages...! and ...nah not going there!

History is fraught with amazing highs and swooping lows. (swoop swoop oh baby rock rock!)The high point was when my dog Furball<(call him Furball coz he ate the cat)licked my big toe..I think he liked the set but he coulda wanted his dinner too.Oh noooo he ate my foot..wouldn't that be terrible if it were true...!
After FURBALL died (either that or he is having a looong sleep?)last week I have replaced him with a Gerbyl named L.O.D. (light of day)
Beautiful little rodent but haven't seen him since I sat on him about a week ago??
So if anyone sees a gerbyl wearing headphones??? & smoking a Columbian Ceegar, please contact 911
THANX

Nigel Potter - Michael Brown - Jimi Hendrix - Neil Young - JERRY Willard, BLUES>> Buddy Guy and Collins and the switch to Irish songster Luka Bloom and...lots and lots of others...I am inspired by all the ANUBIANS...they are just the best bunch of people.

Them there hills. In amongst the giant mushrooms and the fricus and fern.

I use a Takamine accoustic. And some of my 8 fingers.Hang on recounting the fingers again (insert Deliverance theme song here)...ok it is 7.5 fingers.
Seriously....I use a Monterey Acoustic with pickup and a Takamine classic beauty acoustic and a Fender Stratocaster and a 40 year old classical nylon string...and a shaker...lol

Ummmmm...let me see...anything else...hmmmmmmm!
NOPE! my exwife is a SLUT but that is not what ya wanted to hear