...we're all shovel ready now.
Let me say a few words about my buddy Bob,
Hes a lot of things but hes no slob.
Hes got a way with the ladies thats right on,
Youd think what hes packings the size of a log.
His talks as smooth as his words are cheap,
The guyll sell you the shoes off your feet.
But what I really like about my long time buddy,
Is how hes made a living off of other peoples money.
Youd have to call my buddy Bob a visionary,
But what he sees sometimes is pretty scary.
Hes got us holding hands round the campfire singing Kumbaya,
But therere no marshmallows to roast cause no ones got a job.
Sometimes it seems he cant see the forest for the trees,
From what hes learned from the nuts organizing communities.
But theres one thing he knows better than you and me,
Thats how to walk off with other peoples money.
Now Bobs a big shot, hes got it made,
But he hasnt forgotten the chumps hes played.
He keeps their names and numbers on his Blackberry,
For when hes got a job thats shovel ready.
Some have caught on but most havent guessed,
Theyre going to need that shovel to dig out of this mess.
As for Bob, well hes got the right idea you see,
Hes gonna retire off of other peoples money.