My blog.

For awhile I've been trying to start a band as guitarist/songwriter or join one as bass player or guitarist but so far neither has worked out because I'm a socially inept reclusive shut-in loner. I've just started playing keyboard so I'm using a lot more synthesizers in my music. My life sucks right now and I have run out of patience for the following:


the Melodramatic

Mindless Optimists

Religious People

People who hang up AFTER the answering machine goes beep

Hosts of PBS Pledge Drives

My neighbors

Reality show contestants

Reality show hosts

Reality show producers

Reality show viewers

Waiters/Waitresses with bad attitudes

Pizza Delivery Guys that call to ask for directions when they're parked outside my house

People who call/knock on the door looking for Emil or anyone other than myself

Shitty bands on TV with really nice equipment that I can't afford

People who don't like the Beatles

People who add everyone to their friend list indiscriminately


Any of these people will be shot on sight/denied friend requests.