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Mystery Illness Strikes Republicans:
Monday, December 04, 2006
Mystery Illness Strikes Republicans
Atlanta - The Centers for Disease control announced today that they have isolated the mysterious illness affecting the nation's Republicans. Doctors at the CDC have termed the illness Incremental Devastating Increase Of Truth Syndrome (IDIOTS). Apparently the illness involves a shattering of the worldview of an individual Republican when exposed to small amounts of reality.
Dr. Smakke A. Fule of the CDC explained the symptoms, "What happens is those suffering from IDIOTS have mental immune systems that have kept them safe from reality for some time. At a certain point the pressure of the real world can intrude, cau...
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State Of The Union- Translated:
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
State of the Union Address - Translated
The following is a multiple translation of the pResident's State of the Union Address:
1. What Democrats heard:
Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two years and dump all this on someone else.
2. What FOX News viewers heard:
Things are going great. Everything's fine. We found lots of WMD's in Iraq like I promised and we got that Saddam guy who attacked us on 9-11. OK there's been a few hiccups of late, but we're definitely headed for victory. Just a few more troops and we'll win this thing.
3. What evange...
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Bush's Secret Plan For Victory:
Monday, March 12, 2007
Bush's Secret Plan for Victory
At times it may seem like the Bush administration doesn't know what their doing in Iraq, but this is actually untrue. Recent documents leaked from the pentagon detail a comprehensive, step-by-step plan for a guaranteed victory. The following excerpt is from a top secret memo on the future as the Bush administration sees their strategy played out.
Step 1: More troop will be sent to Iraq. As most of the casualties are caused by roadside bombs, every time an American is killed or wounded it costs the enemy at least on roadside bomb. Thus as more troops are killed and maimed, the cost to the enemy continues to grow, eventually b...
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Hey Hillbilly Democrat's !! Thanks for the encouragment and support, you asked about "Mistakenly Voted Republican" (Thanks for saying its a classic..thats real cool of you) , just wanted you to know it has climbed back up to the #6 position on the charts! I have some new stuff coming out soon, recording with Sara Hickman and other fine folks, hope all is going well with you, best wishes always !! hope to meet y'all on the road one of these days -- Rick Summer Droit
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Hi, York!!!
We'd like to share with you 2 tunes:
The first one, composed and performed by Adrianne Simioni, is called:
"Theories (When natural events become letters and numbers)".
(from 0m00s) Oh! There Comes That Star Again!;
(from 0m24s) Systematic Notes Of The Stellar Tracks;
(from 1m20s) Testing Formulas;
(from 2m08s) Miscalculations Leading To Darkness;
(from 2m45s to the end) !!!!Eureka!!!!.
To listening to "Theories":
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=740622&songID=5689791
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The second tune is a space-reggae, a collab with Mike Bennett. It is called "Sky Ska".
To listening to "Sky Ska":
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=269380&songID=7553467
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We wish you a wonderful Spring time in the North hemisphere!!!
From the South hemisphere,
Zozimo and Adrianne.
- - - - - - - 2009 - - - - - - - - -
International Year of Astronomy
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Hi!!! Just passing to tell you about two new tunes:
The first tune, posted in our site, is about the magic of a night sky observation, from sunset to sleeping time.
Star Gazers: -
(from 0min00sec) sunset and first stars;
(from 0min22sec) starry sky;
(from 1min07sec) extraordinary events and superstitions;
(from 1min42sec) deep space observation;
(from 2min26sec) dreaming about cosmos.
Total time: 4'18''
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The second tune is a collab with EFrank, who composed "Pampas Bit" as homage to the place where we live: The "Pampas". This place covers the very south of Brazil and North of Argentina and it is known by its smoth hills and plains, getting the attention of the naturalist Charles Darwin in his famous travel on the ship "The Beagle" in 19 century.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=744532&songID=7033929
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Wishing you the very best!!!
Z&A
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