They see me mowin'My front lawnI know they're all thinkingI'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyCan't you see I'm white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdy!I wanna roll with-The gangstersBut so far they all thinkI'm too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyReally, really white n' nerdyFirst in my class here at M.I.T.Got skills, I'm a Champion of DNDMC Escher that's my favorite MCKeep your 40I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin to the contraryYou'll find they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherrySteven Hawkings in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outI got people begging for my top 8 spacesYo I know Pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for daysOnce you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't runAt Pascal, well, I'm number 1Do vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gunHappy days is my favourite theme songI can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in Java Script as well as KlingonThey see me roll on, my Segway!I know in my heart they think I'mwhite n' nerdy!Think I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyCan't you see I'm white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdyI'd like to roll with-The gangstersAlthough it's apparent I'm tooWhite n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyHow'd I get so white n' nerdy?I've been browsing, inspectin'X-men comics you know I collect 'emThe pens in my pocketI must protect 'emmy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me boredShopping online for deals on some writable mediaI edit WikipediaI memorized Holy Grail really wellI can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOLI got a business doing websitesWhen my friends need some code who do they call?I do HTML for them allEven made a homepage for my dog!Yo! Got myself a fanny packthey were having a sale down at the GAPSpend my nights with a roll of bubble wrapPOP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cremeI was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!Only question I ever thought was hardWas do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?I spend every weekendat the renaissance fairI got my name on my under wear!They see me strollin'They laughin'And rollin' their eyes 'causeI'm so white n' nerdyJust because I'm white n' nerdyJust because I'm white n' nerdyAll because I'm white n' nerdyHoly cow I'm white n' nerdyI wanna bowl with-the gangstersbut oh well it's obvious I'mwhite n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdy!