I have a little desk fan,
As pretty as you please.
It sits beside me on the desk,
and blows a happy breeze.

I love my little desk fan,
It cools me off so well.
It makes the summer not so hot
As I can truely tell.

I'm gonna miss my desk fan,
It died today, you see.
A grinding, rending, crunching noise.
Did warn of what would be.

Smoke streamed out from my desk fan,
The motor... it'd give out.
I scream'd and hollar'ed, ranted, raved,
Then sat and pulled a pout.

My desk, it started sweating,
My windows fogged all up.
My computer had a melt down,
My dog, she had a pup.

The house, it caught on fire.
It was a total loss.
Five neighbors and the mailman
All snickered at my loss.

I guess I'll get a new fan,
A bigger one. You'll see!
But first I need a new house
'Cause I'm living in the tree!