I'm a guy with a very reasonable hatred of the season of Fall, who makes music that would go well with video games, and I also make games. And websites. And I'm working on a program that allows me to do art in a pressure-sensitive pad style. Mostly I make music, though. To hear it, visit my band page.

Wow this is totally becoming a huge article: This is part 3 - yes, part 3 - of me recapping a SINGLE COMMERCIAL and pointing out all the dense stupidity in this thing. It's not an easy job, because thanks to the power of editing in images that go by so fast they only last one frame, you can pack in as much ignorance as possible! At the end of the last episode, I made the connection to one Chuck Bartowski, who will remember every single image in this commercial and be able to translate them into a detailed account of espionage. And he also knows kung-fu now, apparently. Awesome show. Anyways, before reading this, read the other entries. It's really supposed to be one big thing, but Soundclick has a character limit.

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Eco-ignorance continues.: So anyways, if your car was made in the last twenty years or so, you're pretty much off the hook as far as polluting. You may not get the greatest gas mileage, but even the dreaded Hummer doesn't make that big a difference to the local flora and fauna. So even in their most uselessly pollutive state - a rush-hour dead-stop parking lot traffic jam at least a hundred cars long - you're still not toxifying the atmosphere by a significant margin. You may as well tax people for breathing - oh, nevermind. They're ACTUALLY PLANNING ON DOING THAT. Whenever it sounds like I'm ticked off at environmentalism, these are the people I'm really mad at. I will gladly cut down on my water use, within reason.

School is out, and ignorance reigns: By the mercy of the elders, we have reached the end of this phase of training. Let me translate that from Stargate-ese: We learned a bunch of useless stuff, a few good things to know, made some friends, and now we are taking a break from the whole tiresome business for a couple months.

I, for one, am excited, There are a ton of things I want to do, the top things on the list being watching Stargate SG-1 and composing music. Plus I'm going to be in the County Fair with my dance class, performing some of the easier dances we know. And Maple Leaf Rag, which several of us (including myself) apparently only "mostly" know. But it's going to be fun. For the time being, though, I plan on doing no...