JJ Hard Drive
 
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DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees
three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers
to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker
in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today
and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
looking woman!' The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and
would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table
again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!' The biker's buddies are starting to get really
mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table
one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma
liked it!' At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home! You're drunk.
posted by JJ Hard Drive on Mon Sep 22, 2008 @ 11:25 AM     12 comments    post a comment
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Oh my goodness
It's a bunch of good lookin gorgeous
pretty Girls! Roses are red, Violets are
blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you!
This is a rose for all my sweet angels.
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change Picturs, {OR} click refresh on your toolbar. F11 will
go Full screen, "PS. I comment on all my angels photos on
Sunday" JJ. wink ;) big grin :D
posted by JJ Hard Drive on Sun Jun 29, 2008 @ 03:36 AM     48 comments    post a comment
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Roseann My stage Mgr
And she is a good teacher, I have learned
much under Roseann, something new every
day, I have been under Roseann learning for
about five years now, and she has very much
to teach me and a whole lot to work with!!
Oh my goodness! wink ;) Love smile :) Luv big grin :D Lol
posted by JJ Hard Drive on Sun Jun 29, 2008 @ 03:35 AM     7 comments    post a comment
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Redneck hunter, a few redneck jokes.
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the
woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesnt seem to be breathing and his eyes
are rolled back in his head. The other redneck
starts to panic, then whips out her cell phone
and calls 911. Hes Dead! What can I do?” The
operator, trying to calm her says, Take it easy.
I can help. Just listen to me and follow my
instructions. First, lets make sure hes dead.
Theres a short pause, and then the operator hears
a loud gun shot!... The redneck woman comes back
on the line and says, OK, now what?. {Click view more}


~Never Go Hunting with a Redneck~
Two men from West Virginia went hunting. They were named Billy
and Jimmy. Billy said to Jimmy, "Shoot at any deer that moves.
" They both went to different tree stands. Well, Billy forgot his smokes
and went to ask Jimmy for a cigarette. When Billy started going over to
Jimmy, Jimmy shot him. Jimmy took him to the hospital and the doctor
comes out. Jimmy asks, "Will he be O.K. Doc?" The doctor said, "Sure, if
you hadn't field dressed him in the woods."

~Last Words~
A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and
selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of
the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman's neck and said,
"Do you have any last words?" He said, "No." They threw him off the bridge,
but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to
the Ohio side of the river. Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's
neck and said, "Do you have any last words to say?" He said, "Yes, shorten up
that rope boys 'cause I can't swim."

Sneaky Copper
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled
over by a local trooper. He saunters up, taps on the window
with nightstick, and the driver rolls it down. Suddenly, the
copper wacks the driver on the head...The driver squeals,
"In the name of God, why'd you do that???" The trooper says,
"Well, you're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll have
your license ready."The Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not
from around here."Trooper runs a check on the guy's license,
and sure enough he's clean. He gives the guy his license back
and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper cracks him
with the nightstick. The passenger says, "For crimminies sake, what
was that for???" The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger asks, "Huh?"The cop says, "I know that 2 miles down
the road you're gonna say: 'I wish that jerk would've tried that stuff with me!'"



posted by JJ Hard Drive on Sun Jun 29, 2008 @ 03:34 AM     35 comments    post a comment
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