What is there to say that hasn't been said elsewhere?

I've been called a demon, a delinquent, a hip-hop moron, even the anti-Buddha...

...but all I really am is a man with a different veiw and a deep love of artistic expression who isn't afraid to say what he means and mean what he says.

Dj Ch405 Boycotts Mother's Tavern!: In case you're wondering what happened...

...I got f***ed over.

Bitches called me while I was on the bus into town to tell me that I couldn't play in the contest.

I told these assholes how I do my mixing when I first entered, I knew it was different, I knew from the sound of their voices they didn't quite understand, but they never said sh*** about it being a problem.

No fine print in the ad saying "you have to mix our way to participate in our contest", no word about it from the people in charge during the month we spent gettin' this sh*** lined up...

...then BAM! 3 hours before the show, while I'm on the last bus into town, they call me and ask me which of their two acceptable...

Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses...: I hear they tell immigrants that there's no class system in the US...

...what a load of crap.

Of course there's a class system, and I should know because I've been at the bottom of it since the day I was born. But that's not what I'm here to rag about today.

No, today I want to talk about Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently she's shooting a movie in my town this week. The headlines proudly proclaim that many members of the Cal Poly football and cheerleading teams have been picked to be extras in this movie, and that if you head downtown why, you might just catch a glimpse of the famous celebrity--oh joy!

If you didn't notice the sarcasm in that last comment, you may have learning disabi...