Seriously. I mean... Seriously. See, there is a need for exposition here. Moving into my new pad which happens to conveinetly be located in the suburban sector of 'Lil Africa [media] less than a month ago, I've only seen my roommates a handful of times. New to the whole scene, I shower, and roll out to work. Harmless, correct? Sorry sir, you are incorrect, and the punishment for that is death. But seriously guys, i shower;hardly anything left in the shower, and roll out to work. So I come home, after a grueling day of serving coffee to non-english-speaking immigrants and middle-aged-menustrating white women [media] I like to relax with a hot shower and my beloved Kanye West CD. Before I step in the shower, i notice my rag is cold chillin' with the spiders. LolWUT?! Like seriously [media] ! I'd rather have seen a cow having an orgy with my best friends grandmother than to see my rag sitting in codwebs. Being the type of guy that I am [media] , I approached one of my roommates. This guy is an easy 45 years of age, living in a house with all teenagers. He also smells, smells like acid...but thats a total other can of millionaires all together. Anyways, I ask him very politely [media] whether he moved my rag. He literally started lunchboxin' all over me!! I couldn't even understand what was going on at all!! I was actually scared...for the first time in my entire life..!! Maybe if he wasnt such a bitch, he wouldn't be lunchboxin' so hard. Like, seriously [media] , its a serious [media] condition. People have died from it. 1-Silver Spring, so...many...ethiopians..... 2-Like, 3rd time i said serious. 3-And Awesomely. 4-5th time 5-6th time SO PARANOID! NEW BEAT FROM D.C.'s BEST PRODUCER! THINK IT OVER! NEW MYSPACE ONLY BEAT FROM D.C.'s BEST PRODUCER! IM ON THE GRIND! DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR DOING WHAT YOU WISH U COULD! NEW BEAT ON SOUNDCLICK!! LIFE GOES ON!! THE SICKEST BEAT ON SOUNDCLICK!! CHECK THE MYSPACE FOR MORE HILARIOUS BLOGS!! www.myspace.com/tonenswaggahent