Coming back: After a year of learning covers and playing with The David Vineyard Band, I feel the urge to break out my recording gear and make some new music again. I've missed the monthly challenges over at Coconut Blues Club, and the way they pushed you to complete a project with a deadline. Let's see if I can spare some of this free time and come up with a few.
A Doctor joke!: A man walks into a doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose,
a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Bears (Coaches, fans, and QB) lose: The Bears lose to the lions and fail to score 4 times after 70 yard drives!!! Coach, Canadian coach, You are lying to us. Jay was unable to LEAD the team. He lied to you and you fell for it. The truth is, Jay should never have played. You must remember YOU ARE THE BOSS. You MUST assert your authority and not be bullied by a lame Qb that is afraid to loose his job. He LIED TO YOU. You let FIRST place slip away because you believed a Qb that saw his job slipping away. More Ditka, Less Dave Wanstadt. You are getting paid to be the boss! This game was lost due to our retarded coaches believing th...