Ellen Degeneress?: Had a wonderful day on the gulf. We saw dolphins, dogs, and retards! We caught 20 scallops. two crabs, one sponge, three sea urchins, and A shrimp! It was all catch and release as none of them were in season! The G daughter was afraid of the water for 8 seconds! Another day in paradise. 18 years and counting!!!
Silence Joe Buck: The all star game is on tonight. On Fox; the second worse sports network ever, nobody can be as bad as espn; with 22 channels, 24 hours a day, and nine minutes of news to repeat, dissect, and repeat.
Joe Buck is commentating. He is ( coincidentally) the second worse broadcaster ever. He has studied John Madden (the worst ever) and decided to emulate one of his personalities.
He could have picked “the excited Madden” that does not speak English; but instead chose the monotone/drone personality that spoke only to hear Himself speak. He does this to appear that he is above the game. He is b...
The Cubs DUH!!!: The Cubs continue their lackadaisical playing style. Outfielders trotting to find the ball, batters trotting towards the bases, and the team giving the fans the trots. This will be the 103rd year of suck! You have to blame the coaching staff. The older guys are cashing their checks and the newer guys learning from the older guys.
To hear “let’s go Yankees in wrigley“ should make your blood boil!
What is a Yankee? It’s like a quickie, only you do it yourself!
Tonight’s game (06/19/11) is a special embarrassment. L.F. Soriasshole is a big waste of time. Bears fans will remember W...