Cheap and then some!: Had some issues with my sound card recently after getting a new recording program for my birthday so I went to the program site to get some advice and when I posted what my computer consisted of, all I got was ridiculed due to my cheap ass sound card. It's nothing fancy and I've had it for quite some time. It's a SoundBlaster Audigy Platinum. I probably paid little over a $150 when it first came out.
I admit it's nothing to brag about and doesn't even come close to what most of the people on the site had but it was all I could afford at the time. Even today as bad as things are I have to ma...
quick thinking: A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.
The young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.
The man persisted and asked to see the manager.
The boy said he'd ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
New release: Perfect Girl: I have just published a new song here on Soundclick - Perfect Girl. It was written many years ago and is an updated version of one of my "vintage recordings".
It´s a nice way to remember your past...
Listen or download it from my band page.