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Change!: Our retarded president admitted that the stimulus “shovel ready jobs” were a myth. Only six percent of the ONE HUNDRED BILLION dollars went to actual work, creating things. The rest went to state govmt to hire more employees. Jobs created? YES! Jobs that we pay for! Jobs that produce? Not even close. These people make only more paperwork, rules, regulations, and fees! They get the “good” benefits and pensions. I’ll bet you do not even get a bad pension. How about 4 weeks paid and 12 holidays per year? Is there a democrat left that is not ashamed of being a democrat? Speak up all you jimmy cart...
Pancakes: The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S
"What's that?", the patient asks.
"It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphilis."
The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,
"We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but pancakes."
"Why only pancakes?", asks the patient.
The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will slide under the door...