grasshopper: One day a grasshopper goes into a bar, hops onto a stool and orders a beer. As the bartender sets the mug in front of the bug, he says, "You know, we have a drink named after you."
"Really?" asks the grasshopper. "You have a drink named Charlie?"
i need producers/composers: hey everybody, i have a lot of music that i'm working on and i could really use some help. i don't have the best knowledge on music in the production kind of way so that's why i need help. producers, composers, singers, and anybody looking for lyrics please respond. i write: hip- hop, reggaeton, country, acoustic, and pop.
Ferocious Teets: If evolution has taken away our "free" furry outer coat to better adapt to the modern life, why hasn't evolution given us teeth that last 100 years? And if 80% of your body heat is lost through your head, why are there bald people? Hair is a free hat and a free coat!! Come on Darwin! Is the answer that global warming is true? IT IS IF YOU READ ANYTHING ABOUT the earths cycles, Global cooling starts in 6,000 years. A fact! READ SOME BOOKS PEOPLE. In 6,000 years the Sahara will be a swamp. If you dissagree, why are there whale skeletons in that dessert? Google it. For the terminaly stupid, goog...