Top 20 Barbie Dolls That You Most Likely Haven't Seen On Store Shelve:
1. Drag Queen Ken (Comes with three, count 'em, three, of Barbie's dresses.)
2. Bulimic Barbie (Feed her, then make her throw it back up!)
3. Burqua Barbie (Complete with black dress and veil that hides all but her eyes)
4. Divorce Barbie (includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's crap)
5. Hippie Chick Barbie (with bell bottoms, protest sign and controlled substances)
6. Rehab Barbie (comes with pal Lindsay)
7. Chain Smoker Barbie (complete with tiny cigarette butts and lung x-rays)
8. Crack-Whore Barbie (comes with fun paint-on bruising kit).
9. Hooker Barbie (complete with pimp ...