Allergency: Growing up in Florida (aka Pollen Central), I never had a problem with seasonal allergies. But this year, for some odd reason, I've developed an allergy to Spring in NYC. My nostrils have felt more stuffed than Britney Spears at an all-you-can-eat buffet. And my poor throat, well... I could think of a pop-culture-analogy for that, but poor Paris Hilton's gone through enough already.
Speaking of Paris in the Spring, has anyone else seen the video of her crying over her sentencing? Waaah Waah, call the waahmbulance. Her cry is more fake than her tan. What? Like rich people don't have A/C in t...