State Of The Union- Translated: Tuesday, January 23, 2007
State of the Union Address - Translated
The following is a multiple translation of the pResident's State of the Union Address:
1. What Democrats heard:
Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two years and dump all this on someone else.
2. What FOX News viewers heard:
Things are going great. Everything's fine. We found lots of WMD's in Iraq like I promised and we got that Saddam guy who attacked us on 9-11. OK there's been a few hiccups of late, but we'r...
Christmas Tradition 3: On Dec. 25th. (1. day of Christmas) a lot of people go to church at 11 am. Most families sleep late in the morning and have a "Christmas brunch" ; a lunch containing lots of delicious food. Children are mostly occupied with their new toys. For adults this "brunch" can last most of the day. On the 2. day of Christmas people often take a walk in the snowy paths, children trying out their skies, skates etc. This is the day for visiting family for dinner in the evening. The 3. day of Christmas is not a holiday, but lots of people take a vacation from Christmas to New Year....