Show'n sum love..I aint 4got bout yall niggas!: Wuz Hannin', I noticed sum of yall think I done dropd off the face of the earth. Sumthin like that. I been reall bz getn ready for college n tryna get 2 dis money n.e. way possible. Hit me up n let me kno how life been goin, wats da buzz, and if u bout getn money u already know what it is? ima b checkn n on a regular now. Stay countyn money.
improve your grades: There was this boy whose father had just bought a new Mercedes. His father told him he could not get to drive the car unless he improved his grades in school, study the bible and had his hair cut.
A month passed and the father told him, "I'm rather proud of you. You have improved your grades and even your knowledge of the bible is now quite good. But there's one thing and that is, your hair is still long ..."
The boy protested, "But Adam had long hair, and so did Moses. Come to think of it, Jesus had long hair, too."
His father replied, "But they walked."...