Beer note: A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that noone will steal it then.
Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!"
Last Day Of School/Christmas/New Years(Fucks Yeah!!:)): Wuz Hannen
Ya gurl Destiny just tryna stay in touch wit every1. I'm in my 6th period, just got done wit my last final exam and I'm ready to b out dis b*** . Boy chritmas/ New Years gone b hell. I'm talkin' bout we done hit up the sto/and bought everythang from, hennessy,cognac,goose,baccardi, patron, got hell a boxes of cigarello's. Bre we finsta be f*** ed up. Yo, I hope all yall have a Merry Christmas or whateva yall celebrate and go KRAzY on New Years. Well Imma let yall go and think bout' dat. F*** Witcha L8er!! B E Z!! 1!
$$Gutta Chic 4 Life$$ Lil Hazey...
Little Johnny sticks it out: The Little Johnny was 8 years old when his parents decided to have him circumcised. After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school. After about an hour, the pain was really starting to bother him so he asked if he could see the school nurse. He went to see her, but was too embarrassed to tell her what the problem was.
She suggested that he call his Mom and see if she could come and get him. The nurse waited in the other room while the call was made. After a few minutes the little boy came out and started walking back to class, but the nurse noticed that his penis was hanging ...