speeding: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuff...
New Position Offered and Accepted: I've been offered a new position on The Justin Spinelly Radio Show on Spreaker.com and Facebook as a Booking Agent. I contact singers, song writers, actors and entertainers and arrange interviews on Justins Radio Show. I do Promo's and the Hollywood watch on his radio show as well. I'm so honored to be offered and accepted as part of his family. Now to find the ones that would like to promote their works and life. Thank God I'm the crazy one or this would drive me insane. PEACE!...