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New Excuse: A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man's license and registration.
Then the cop said,
"Listen, Mac, it's Friday, I'm tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, I'll let you go."
The man thought for a minute, then replied,
"My wife ran off with a cop the oth...
Snow in ATLANTA? WTF?!: many of y'all dat live here kno how rare it izz 4 it 2 snow n da south and it had snowed n GA...not once but TWICE!!!! ppl went krazzy but not me (i have lived n Germany, Texas, and Colorado) but still it's like a record the last time it snowed was more than like 7 (just guessin') yrz go...idk but 2day u cant tell it ever snowed...the sun izz shinin and errythan' >:P *sigh* if it snow like 1 more time i think i might need yall 2 pray 4 me that i dont do sumthin' real stupid (like run 'round naked ) j/k but ...