sick one- liners: Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blow job? A.) Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blow job. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your...

If you're offering me diamonds and rust: "Diamonds and Rust--- Yes we both know what memories can bring, they bring Diamonds and Rust" Joan Baez ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My X is haunting me, after a 15 year absence, she shows up on facebook. She has turned my son against me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joan Baez, Diamonds and Rust 1975 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGMHSbcd_qI .... now you're telling me you're not nostalgic then give me another word for it you who are so good with words and at keeping things vagu...

Imma Do Me: Wat it do. U no who it iz and if ya trippen and 4got dis b the 1 & only Destiny. I'm coolin' checkin' out the scene. i got a dance audition today so i hoppin' on to get some encouragement. I know imma do me so it's good. Aiught i'm out.