Is it just me or...?: ...does anyone else think Soundclick needs to upgrade? I understand that this isn't Myspace or Facebook and that it's a music community, but it would be nice to know if somebody was online or offline. I have people who ask me to check their music or do other stuff and tell me what I think or something, but it would be nice to tell them when they actually on...NOT when they're not. I like to talk to people and I like to have the conversation when they actually not when they won't be on for another 20 days. It helps with communication. And since now we're talking about communication, it would be...
Little Johnny gets married: Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.
So Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is cute.
"Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?" "I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That's should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so fa...
speeding: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuff...