RIDE OR DIE CHICKZZ 4 LYFE!!!: dis izz me and my homegirl heather (aka MexxibutSEXXY) dis chick izz my ride or die chick. she always gon' have my back no matta wut... also she my daughter (o mi hija si usted habla espanol...) and i luv her 2 death... although erry now and then she need a asswhoopin 2 make her listen LOL!!! but newho... dis izz 4 heather
LUVZZYA GUHL!!! <3
Show'n sum love..I aint 4got bout yall niggas!: Wuz Hannin', I noticed sum of yall think I done dropd off the face of the earth. Sumthin like that. I been reall bz getn ready for college n tryna get 2 dis money n.e. way possible. Hit me up n let me kno how life been goin, wats da buzz, and if u bout getn money u already know what it is? ima b checkn n on a regular now. Stay countyn money.
Dollar bill: A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and...