23 Reasons Why Dogs are better than Women : 1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
10. Dogs are excited by rough play.
11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
13. Dogs ...
Part II Revenant Awards Presentation: Welcome back. As you can see, the Count had to leave because he was late to dinner so I'm proud to announce that a much lauded thespian was gracious enough to step forward and fill the Count's shoes. I give you Vincent Price.
Well, what a lovely audience of reprobates and miscreants we have here tonight. Let's move on shall we and , ah yes! The next award is for the person who best exemplifies the following credo, "Soundclick Rocks My World" There was heavy campaigning among the committee as names were bandied about, but in the end there is only one truly above the current crop, Miss Dee Alle...
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