This is Halloween and I'm the Pumpkin King: At this time of year I alway get a bit busy. For over 20 years now I've been designing costumes, creating FX Make-Up, and acting as a consultant for people who want to have a great Halloween costume but don't have the time to get one or are afraid they do not have the creativity to make one work.
Making molds for latex pieces, painting the finished product, drawing patterns and writing directions on how to apply, take off, touch up, etc. I tend to be busy from the end of September all the way to early November. I try to have my clients do their own application and dressing as it takes up a to...
Too Many Bars: A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink.
"Get out" says the bartender. "I don't serve drunks here".
The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back in through the side door. He sits at the bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink.
"I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door and, comes back inside through the back door. Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink.
The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and yells "I TOLD YOU, NO DRUNKS ALLOWED, NOW GET OUT!!!".