A Very Sad Tale Part I: Hello,
I want you all to know that I love all my friends here dearly and I thank you all for helping me battle the little injustices of life, but this last week I am afraid, we lost the war. Beginning January 5th, I will no longer be able to post my blogs first here to SC. I have a contract which will be sure to be amended to "entice" me to post my blogs on another, more blog heavy or socially adventured site... or worse yet, to a literary or horror only site. I may repost to other sites afterwards, but the lag time will AT LEAST BE 1-4 WEEKS OR MAYBE LONGER!
How could this happen? Why? For...
New Excuse: A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man's license and registration.
Then the cop said,
"Listen, Mac, it's Friday, I'm tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, I'll let you go."
The man thought for a minute, then replied,
"My wife ran off with a cop the oth...