Decisions ..... Decisions ??? : SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'
'Social Security sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem,
doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear
splitting yell.'
'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the
problem is.'
'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'
QUIET SEX
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