Decisions ..... Decisions ??? : SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'
'Social Security sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem,
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear
'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the
'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'
Tired of a listl...
FREE Mp3's!: Memphis is in one of his moods……
During his Once-in-a-decade clean-ups he
stumbled upon a couple of recordings previously
unavailable….can't get them anywhere.
And he wants to GIVE THEM AWAY!!!!
That's right. The guy who finds it hard to give
his own mother a hug is giving away 2 free
Mp3's! So what's the catch? None really…..
He just wants to give them to those who want
them. It's as simple as signing up to his
mailing list so he knows you care, and knows
who/where to send them.
Here's where they are:
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