Green today Gone Tomorrow ...: ELECTION YEAR JOKE
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'
Recital : Ok so, the recital could have gone better, but it could have gone a lot worse too. I messed up the beginning but recovered and after that it all went smoothly. I just kept looking out at the audience to my friend who sat there with his cheerful smiling self and I was fine. He helped me through it. He's a great inspiration. I'm not sure we're going to work with our bass player anymore, he kinda just stood there without playing his bass. Our singer, Allie did an amazing job and from what people tell me, after the mess up, my playing was solid. It was kinda fun but at the same time, I'm still try...