BURRR: Happy time is over in Fl. We just went through the coldest winter on record! DID YOU HEAR THAT Algore? Burn some of your carbon credits and heat us up. You've made millions selling your line of misinformation and lies. We are burning corn in our cars and paying 50% more for food. Thanks you flaming democrat. I made this pizza without carbon credits!
Su Su Sudio Google the carpet crawlre: There is lambswool under my naked feet.The wool is soft and warm,-gives off some kind of heat.A salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed.Imaginary creatures are trapped in birth on celluloid.The fleas cling to the golden fleece,Hoping they'll find peace.Each thought and gesture are caught in celluloid.There's no hiding in my memory.There's no room to void.The crawlers cover the floor in the red ochre corridor.For my second sight of people, they've more lifeblood than before. They're moving in time to a heavy wooden door,Where the needle's eye is winking, closing in on the poor.The carpet...
Pancakes: The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S
"What's that?", the patient asks.
"It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphilis."
The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,
"We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but pancakes."
"Why only pancakes?", asks the patient.
The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will slide under the door...