A Doctor joke!: A man walks into a doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose,
a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
The Chicago Smurfs: The Cubs have given up early this year. Some people blame it on injuries; don’t fall for that. The Cubs are the masters of the 7 pitch inning. 7 pitches 3 outs! Some of the new guys are hustling but they swing at every pitch. There are coaches that COULD flash the take sign. Thus the saying, take one for the team, but they let them flail at every pitch. The team has 3 guys paying attention and the rest “cashing a check”. Mike Ditka with a big hammer MIGHT be able to stop the madness. 103 and counting. 104 now
Yeah 106 years b*** es!...