live in maid: A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job.
She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.
She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."
The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lo...
Visit lengths: 6.5% of my website visitors stays longer than one hour. But note that it isn't really possible to see how long those "less than 5 secs" have stayed on the first page they entered, just that they didn't load another of my pages after that...
Dagbok: Jag hittade nagra gamla almanackor fran naer jag var liten. Det var kul att laesa dessa gamla dagboksanteckningar om olika saker jag lekte med och vem jag lekte med etc. Jag skrev inte varje dag men i perioder. Haer aer i varje fall ett kul exempel fran Januari 1984 (da var jag 10 ar gammal):
Mandag: I dag grillade jag korv i en snoe-kamin sam jag hade jort.
Tisdag: I dag grilla jag korv och ost
Onsdag: I dag har jag grillat Aepple
Torsdag: I dad braende jag mig i ansiktet...