Rutger Merkurius - Ett levnadsöde: Rutger Merkurius - Ett levnadsoede
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Rutger Merkurius, han aelskar persilja.
Det tvingar han i Ingo mot hans vilja.
Han trycker upp det i naesan och taender pa.
Det luktar mycket baettre da.
Rutger Merkurius har mylla i sin naesa,
gammalt snus som komposterats och har boerjat jaesa.
Rutger Merkurius har mycket stora foetter.
Naer han aer ute och gar, sa fastnar de i gamla roetter.
Rutger Merkurius har socker i sitt oera.
Det har klibbat ihop sig, sa han kan inte hoera.
Varje soendag gar Rutger pa bingo,
tillsammans med registrerade partnern Ing...
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She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.
She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."
The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lo...