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Tain't Bubba: Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said,"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll 'im over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.
Gomer took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll 'im over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "no...
This is Halloween and I'm the Pumpkin King: At this time of year I alway get a bit busy. For over 20 years now I've been designing costumes, creating FX Make-Up, and acting as a consultant for people who want to have a great Halloween costume but don't have the time to get one or are afraid they do not have the creativity to make one work.
Making molds for latex pieces, painting the finished product, drawing patterns and writing directions on how to apply, take off, touch up, etc. I tend to be busy from the end of September all the way to early November. I try to have my clients do their own application and dressing as it takes up a to...
Dagbok: Jag hittade nagra gamla almanackor fran naer jag var liten. Det var kul att laesa dessa gamla dagboksanteckningar om olika saker jag lekte med och vem jag lekte med etc. Jag skrev inte varje dag men i perioder. Haer aer i varje fall ett kul exempel fran Januari 1984 (da var jag 10 ar gammal):
Mandag: I dag grillade jag korv i en snoe-kamin sam jag hade jort.
Tisdag: I dag grilla jag korv och ost
Onsdag: I dag har jag grillat Aepple
Torsdag: I dad braende jag mig i ansiktet...