Have y'all ever tried this...?: 2 nebody whoeva rds my blogs then this is just one those random things that pop ^ n my head and if yall actually rd them den u kno im krazzy like that...so im sittin in the library rite now (5th period- technical theater on the tech crew 4 r production "A Piece of My Heart") and i decided 2 google myself and all this stuff 4 track, old pics, newspaper interviews, and stuff came up... and u kno what it's rlly funny 2 me like...
copy and paste: A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said :
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added : "And that woman was ... my Mother!"
There was laughter and applause from the audience.
A week later, a top manager trained by that same motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman w...
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