This is Halloween and I'm the Pumpkin King: At this time of year I alway get a bit busy. For over 20 years now I've been designing costumes, creating FX Make-Up, and acting as a consultant for people who want to have a great Halloween costume but don't have the time to get one or are afraid they do not have the creativity to make one work.
Making molds for latex pieces, painting the finished product, drawing patterns and writing directions on how to apply, take off, touch up, etc. I tend to be busy from the end of September all the way to early November. I try to have my clients do their own application and dressing as it takes up a to...
blonde 1: A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed -...