1. Schizophrenia -- Do I Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas 4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck
the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.... 6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming To Town To Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Po...
blonde 1: A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed -...