No One Gets Out Of Here Unscathed...: Hello, I know I've been letting everyone down lately: not blogging as often as I have; several half-ass jobs on the more recent ones; and, worst of all, I have the fictional interview I promise I will continue yet haven't.
First off, the fictional interview WILL be finished and I hope to continue it as soon as I am up to it. I do listen to my friends and fans and I WANT to write it (I stopped when I stopped, that's how I write. I have no clue where I will take it but the story will drive itself and I'll be along on the ride just as you are. The difference is I'm in the front passenger seat an...
I Want to Buy That: A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde as...