copy and paste: A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said :
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added : "And that woman was ... my Mother!"
There was laughter and applause from the audience.
A week later, a top manager trained by that same motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman w...
Commodore 64 and Vic-20 programming challenge: 358 bytes of Basic V2!: Write something (anything really) in just 358 bytes of basic code. (The .prg file can be at most 360 bytes). Why 358 bytes? Well, that's 1/10 of the memory of an unexpanded vic-20.
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By Anders Persson
Programmed on a real PAL vic-20. Runs in both unexpanded and expanded mode.
The NTSC version is tested in VICE only.
By Anders Persson
That's right, it's a 358 byte version of this...
No One Gets Out Of Here Unscathed...: Hello, I know I've been letting everyone down lately: not blogging as often as I have; several half-ass jobs on the more recent ones; and, worst of all, I have the fictional interview I promise I will continue yet haven't.
First off, the fictional interview WILL be finished and I hope to continue it as soon as I am up to it. I do listen to my friends and fans and I WANT to write it (I stopped when I stopped, that's how I write. I have no clue where I will take it but the story will drive itself and I'll be along on the ride just as you are. The difference is I'm in the front passenger seat an...