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Kristof Robertson

 
Kristof Robertson

Welcome to Kristofland! Like Disneyland, but with larger mice....

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4 songs
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Picture for song 'Matrimonay!' by artist 'Kristof Robertson'

Matrimonay!

A parody of 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin....Recorded by the talented Below Average Dave...a song about a not-so-happy day.
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Picture for song '(Nothin') Sells Like The Holy Spirit' by artist 'Kristof Robertson'

(Nothin') Sells Like The Holy Spirit

Sinners! The kingdom of heaven is yours for the discount price of $59.99 (including tax)!
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Picture for song 'I Always Seem To Injure You' by artist 'Kristof Robertson'

I Always Seem To Injure You

The path of true love never runs smoothly.....
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Picture for song 'Dangling In The Dark' by artist 'Kristof Robertson'

Dangling In The Dark

Rule 1: NEVER sleep with married women..... Rule 2: If you MUST, have your escape route planned.....
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Not a band...just me, an Aussie parodist with a penchant for the risque. Living in London (where I'm exposed to risqueness on a daily basis) and a long-term member of the Amiright parody community (www.amiright.com) This is just a bit of fun, as I really can't sing for toffee......
Band/artist history
I was born sometime in the 60s...you can make the rest up
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Yeah, my bedroom...or if I'm feeling really brave, my living room
Your musical influences
I will listen to everything except R n B and Gangsta rap. Current favourites are Captain, The Fratellis, The Guillemots, The Kooks and The Spinto Band
What equipment do you use?
5 quid mike, Magix Music Maker 6, and me...at the moment. Planning to upgrade so I can fool everyone into thinking I have a modicum of talent
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