Professor Incubus - Hotel Transylvania (The Blood Drive remix)

Title:	Hotel Transylvania (The Blood Drive remix)
Artist:	Professor Incubus    +36 songs
Genre:	Comedy : Parody

Parody of Hotel California by The Eagles -- Lyrics done as a collaboration between Ethan Mawyer and Professor Incubus. Vocals and Production by Professor Incubus

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Special thanks to Ethan Mawyer for collaborating with me on the lyrics of this song and allowing me to record it. It was a lot of fun to do and well worth the work that I put in to it.

If you decide to drive on a dark and stormy Halloween night, beware the craggy, gothic house that you see up on a hill.

'Twas a dark, stormy Friday
Foolishly, I drove
Got blocked by a tree trunk
Lightning struck and it dove

On a secluded hilltop
I saw a spacious abode
The place was craggy
It looked quite gothic
I should've run down the road

But I trudged up the hillside
It beckoned like a hearse
I had some fears that by next mornin
I'd be dead or
Maybe Things would be worse

As I grasped the door handle
It opened on it's own
Heard the voice of a pale foreigner
It was speaking in monotone:

"Welcome to the Hotel Transylvania
Beds are really large
And it's free of charge
Plenty of ghouls at the Hotel Transylvania
And they'd love to see
The new company"

Can't say the kitchens are crowded
They've got a skeleton crew
And when there's guests they cook up just dessert:
Terrormasu

Heard a banshee scream so loud
Soaked through my seat
Turns out it's a tradition
Scares guests as they eat

Then of course Mr. Dracman
Tells me there's no wine
I said, "I'll take a pint of Guinness beer"
I was out of my mind

And still those vampires are coming from faaaaar awaaaaay
They'll wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

"We're having a blood drive at the Hotel Transylvania.
(you woke me up for that??!!)
Let me find a vein,
(GO AWAY!)
There will be no pain"
(OW!! That's what you think)

"You'll soon be undead at the Hotel Transylvania.
(Come on, give me a break!!)
We'll give you a break,
Cause we serve no STEAKS!!"

Mummies roaming freely
Igor's plucking eyes
And I think, compared to most of the denizens here
They seem very nice

And at the vampire table
They look ready to bite
Their cups seem full of some red, red wine
But they've got erythrocytes

Last thing I remember,
I was running round in the dark
I had to find the passage back
To the place where I had parked

Relax said the Vampire
Your platelets are well received
You won't get far cause there is no escape
At least thru Halloween