A freestyle sampling Van McCoy's 'Do The Hustle'. Featuring T-Pain.

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Vanilla Nutsack is the sh**

That test on Tuesday was awful hard, man, I think I tanked it
The locker room was flocked with dudes, that sh** was stankin'
My math teacher is a whale
In english I'm gonna fail
Start school at 7, then leave at 3
If I have detention, might as well kill me,
Man, I hate high school
I hate thinkin
I hate teachers
I hate high school

Take the bus, sit behind a dude, Gio
He smells nasty like ass, old burritos
Farts 3 times, motherf*** er needs Bean-o
Driver pulls to school I gotta get on my feet yo
First period, boring, yo, I'm serious
Stall in the hall, late, teacher says 'Here he is'
Stupid b*** gives me a detention slip
Bell rings, angels sing, what a f*** in' jip.

That test on Tuesday was awful hard, man, I think I tanked it
The locker room was flocked with dudes, that sh** was stankin'
My math teacher is a whale
In english I'm gonna fail
Start school at 7, then leave at 3
If I have detention, might as well kill me,
Man, I hate high school
I hate thinkin
I hate teachers
I hate high school

Gym rolls around soon playing soccer,
Pretend I don't have extra clothes in my locker
Sit it out, yeah, chillin on the sidelines
Ball hits my face, doesn't matter, though, I'm fine
Dudes changin, it smells like sweaty balls
Out I go, quick exit to the halls
A Fat chick walks past
And I swear to god, I almost puked at her ass

That test on Tuesday was awful hard, man, I think I tanked it
The locker room was flocked with dudes, that sh** was stankin'
My math teacher is a whale
In english I'm gonna fail
Start school at 7, then leave at 3
If I have detention, might as well kill me,
Man, I hate high school
I hate thinkin
I hate teachers
I hate high school

Now everyone in the class
Please drop your pencils
And repeat after me

Class sucks, class sucks, class sucks, class sucks
Freshmen, freshmen, freshmen, freshmen
Let's all be lazy, let's all be lazy, let's all be lazy, let's all be lazy
Drop out, drop out, drop out, drop out

That test on Tuesday was awful hard, man, I think I tanked it
The locker room was flocked with dudes, that sh** was stankin'
My math teacher is a whale
In english I'm gonna fail
Start school at 7, then leave at 3
If I have detention, might as well kill me,
Man, I hate high school
I hate thinkin
I hate teachers
I hate high school

That test on Tuesday was awful hard, man, I think I tanked it
The locker room was flocked with dudes, that sh** was stankin'
My math teacher is a whale
In english I'm gonna fail
Start school at 7, then leave at 3
If I have detention, might as well kill me,
Man, I hate high school
I hate thinkin
I hate teachers
I hate high school